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Joined February 2010
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I'm really fascinated by the relative prices of old England shirts based on the player name on the back. Used to be able to get John Terry ones really cheaply but they're all £40 now. Gerrard ones always seem to be cheapest, possibly due to the volume printed?
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¿Que harías en esta situación?
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NIGHT BOAT TO CAIROOOOOO
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Misheard the Egypt CB’s name as ‘Handy Fatty’ and nearly fell off my chair
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Oi @todd_boehly the Cape Verde keeper is available big man
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I love London. Could’ve been in the middle of Tokyo tonight.
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Feels like an important time to remind everyone that Kane Williamson’s bat featured on the cover of Elephant by the White Stripes
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The naming typeface on the Canada kits is sensational
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When the referee is speaking in English and the South African players aren’t understanding a thing 😭 This is already one of the best moments of the World Cup 😂 x.com/PICSWC26/status/206517…

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The comedic timing on the cut from the ref explaining the decision to the South African player there absolutely sent me. Get the match director doing comedy ASAP.
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How has Judas Cox snuck in the England squad ahead of Dan Lawrence? What are they smoking over at the ECB?
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Given what's going on I do think its vitally important that we find the next successor in the pisshead-fast-bowling-all-rounder lineage of Botham, Flintoff, and Stokes. Any likely contenders from the county scene?
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Oi, nice
🇧🇩✍️ We're delighted to announce the signing of Bangladesh Test fast bowler Hasan Mahmud for six @CountyChamp matches, spanning from June until the end of the season! 📖 Full story: bit.ly/WelcomeHasan
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Bad Rugby Lads leading our innocent cricketing boys astray, extremely disappointing to see. The only correct course of action is for rugby to be immediately banned 👍
🔴 EXCLUSIVE: Ben Stokes is now fighting to keep his job as England Test captain following an incident in a nightclub where Saracens rugby players were present in the early hours of Monday morning Our journalists explain everything to know: telegraph.co.uk/cricket/2026…
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I mean I tweeted this as a joke but
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Played two games of cricket this weekend and got out for a duck in both. Stupid sport.
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I think this Lords pitch might actually be marginally worse for variable bounce than the Hilly Fields one I played at on Sunday.
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We took 5, possibly 6 wickets exactly like that Bethell one there.
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Start the car.
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Mental one but does anyone know anywhere in London screening South Korea v Czechia at 3am?
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