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20 Nov 2016
EX's should stay EX's. They're the EXample of false love and an EXplanation for why you deserve better.
20 Nov 2016
All these girls claimin' to be barbies look like they came from the Build-A-Ho Workshop
19 Nov 2016
#SignsSheRatchet if her Facebook name is Shaniqiua YeaYouMadHoeCauseIFuckedYoMan Johnson
19 Nov 2016
New condom slogan: Wrap it in latex or she's gonna get your paychecks.
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19 Nov 2016
I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.
19 Nov 2016
My ex? We're not friends, we're not enemies. We're just strangers with some memories...
19 Nov 2016
Ghetto word of the day: Hotel. My momma said she aint gonna tell Shaqueta nothing else cuz dat hotel everthang she know.
19 Nov 2016
White People ; LIKE OMG I LOVE THIS SONG ! Black People ; OH HELL YEA NIGGA THIS MY SHIT !
19 Nov 2016
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't realize yo ass was an expert on my life and how I should live it. Please continue while I take notes..
19 Nov 2016
Hoes now a days coming outside looking like a damn rainbow. Red weave, green nails, blue eyes, and yellow teeth
19 Nov 2016
It's a bird, it's a plane... No wait, it's the flying fuck I don't give.
19 Nov 2016
Ugly bitches favorite line: "I'm far from ugly..." I be like naw bitch, you closer than you think!