WELCOME TO THE PATRIOTS A.J. BROWN‼️

Monday.

Grade 3 tear for Matthews (most severe) and Gudas likely to get 3 games (least severe). George Paros needs to be fired. Yesterday.

#FIRETRELIVING #FIREBERUBE #FIREPELLEY

I, for one, am shocked the #Patriots aren't moving their top-5 pick to a new position after 1 season where he exceeded expectations for almost 3 months before a serious knee injury, and then looked like most rookie OTs do in the playoffs.

I can’t be reading this right. This has to be some knock-off Hall of Fame or something, it can’t be the actual NFL Hall of Fame. There is not a single world whatsoever in which Bill Belichick should not be a First-Ballot Hall of Famer.

Insane… don’t even understand how this could be possible

I can’t believe this EMF conspiracy is still getting traction. So they’ve been practicing next to the plant since 1988, but it’s only become an issue in the last 7 or 8 years, which actually coincides perfectly with when Shanahan took over. And he has a notoriously rigorous practice philosophy that’s been talked about countless times. It’s literally meant to break players down to then build back up (hopefully..but hmm maybe it doesn’t?) Oh and they made widespread changes to their athletic training/strength staff around 2019 that are still in place But sure, let’s blame it on some baseless theories about a power plant

Steve Irwin stops a kookaburra fight by imitating their language, and no that's not a joke. This is an actual thing that happened. Steve Irwin was a treasure.

HELP ME PLEASE. A MAN NEEDS HIS NUGGS

This changes things! Adjust!

$JD.com Q3’25 Earnings Highlights 🔹 Revenue: ¥299.1B (Est. ¥294.54B) 🟢; UP 15% YoY 🔹 EPS: ¥3.73 (Est. ¥2.65) 🟢 🔹 Annual Active Customers: 700M (October milestone) Other Metrics: 🔹 Net Income: ¥5.3B; DOWN -55% YoY 🔹 EBITDA: ¥2.5B; DOWN -83% YoY 🔹 EBITDA Margin: 0.8%; DOWN -500 bps YoY 🔹 Free Cash Flow: ¥ -11.3B; improved vs. ¥ -13.8B YoY 🔹 Singles Day activity signaled strong customer and order growth momentum.

Hurricane Melissa live stream youtube.com/live/FhckwX6fZ3o…

Possibly the greatest social media post of all-time

What happens when you drink 10 oz of Magnesium Citrate? I’m glad you asked. Buckle up. 12:05 p.m. — It begins. You down the 10-ounce bottle like it’s a lukewarm PBR at a college tailgate. The label says “cherry flavored,” but it tastes like someone described cherry to a chemist who’s never eaten fruit. Regret sets in instantly. 12:06 p.m. — You grab a handful of chips for moral support. They’ll be liquified before they clear your throat, but who cares? Life still feels okay right now. Remember this peace. You’re about to enter the darkest chapter of your gastrointestinal history. 12:37 p.m. — The rumbling starts. There’s movement in the depths. You’ve got five pounds of impacted regret in your colon, and you just drank the “human-safe” version of Drano. You think it’s go time. It’s not. You get one sad little snake turd — a warm-up act. That’s the last semi-solid you’ll see for the next 24 hours. 12:57 p.m. — The situation escalates. Your stomach is in full revolt. You have 0.3 seconds to make it to the toilet. Running is risky business — one wrong step and you’ll paint the walls. You pray for sphincter strength like never before as you waddle at Mach 3, pants half down, whispering, “Please, God, not like this.” 12:58 p.m. — Impact. You sit, and the gates of hell open. The explosion is biblical. It hits the back of the bowl with such violent force it ricochets like a sprinkler system. You ask yourself, Is that blood? No — false alarm. Just the ghost of a cherry pie you ate in 2004. The smell is unspeakable. The acoustics? Terrifying. The neighbors think you’re performing an exorcism. 1:06 p.m. – 8:30 p.m. — Time becomes meaningless. You’ve evacuated everything you’ve ever eaten, plus a few ancestral meals for good measure. Your colon feels like it’s been sandblasted with lava. The burn is real. You’re sweating. Crying. Contemplating life. You meet Jesus briefly, but He sends you back — says your mission’s not over yet. 8:37 p.m. — You’re empty. Broken. Reborn. Your butthole? A war veteran. Your spirit? In recovery. You’ll never be the same, but you will survive. Tomorrow, you’ll rise from the ashes, slip into your last clean pair of underwear, and waddle into Walmart like a survivor of gastrointestinal warfare — to buy a new toilet brush and reclaim your dignity. You’ve earned it. Feeling thankful. 💩🙏

$JD is through. ✔️

$JD is by far my biggest conviction play in the entire market right now. Just broke a 4 months falling wedge to the upside, finishing wave 2 cleanly. Next target is $69 for wave 3. Revenue was $49B last quarter, which is just $2B less than their market cap of $51B. Currently a better buy then $BABA.

$JD Thanks @joshperry_13 for sharing these updates from a Chat GPT search just now. These images show $JD has had quite a list of new developments today (in China as of right now), including new AI news. This AI news is what I have been somewhat thinking moves the price but was more focused on the technicals and letting the market figure out what it wants to move on. Either way, some big updates today from the company over in China which is likely going to continue get more attention from investors/traders.

$JD The greatest bargain is right in front of your eyes. DO NOT MISS IT! Looks prime to 🚀🚀 Started a position in common shares. Have also taken $JD3 ETF on LSE (triple leverage) and some calls as I expect the stock to move quite quick. China is running hot. 🔥🔥. $BABA up 83% YTD and $JD down -1%. The discount gap needs to close. The good laggards wont stay this way for long. - Technically solid. Falling wedge and stock has broken out decisively on the back of solid volumes (check the chart) - Fundamentally few metrics are a joke. Let me highlight them: 🫒Cash: 28$ Bn; Market Cap ~49 Bn. Cash is ~57% of market cap. 🫒High revenue growth - ~22% YoY and expecting to grow mid teens in FY2026 🫒Operating income up ~38% YoY with margin expansion to 4.5% from 3.9% 🫒FCF machine, TTM FCF yield ~12.5%; growth of 66% YoY in June 2025. Share purchases worth ~US$ 1.5 Bn in h1 2025 🫒Valuation: 8.25X P/E trailing based on TTM EPS of ~3.71$ diluted Find me something like this and I will be your fan. Chinese stocks are givers that very few understand. I am here to take them!