On the good day: allocate ASAP to STRC. Daily promotional posts. On the bad day: I don’t own any bros, never owned any. Its risky.

Your average $STRC shill when they find out @Strategy is not legally obligated to actually pay the dividend or keep the peg.

State of the crypto market: People are hoping Saylor sold 2b of bitcoin

holy fucking shit ahahhahaha

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Bitcoin $BTC relative to the S&P 500 $SPX 🚨 This has historically been a good buying opportunity 📈

Running a Bitcoin node is now patriotic.

He's not broke, he's just monitoring the situation.

Approximate implied move for Monday: $SPY /- 11 points or 1.7% either way. $QQQ /- 10 points or 1.8% either way. Gonna be another wild weekend full of monitoring the situation. Lol

🚨 Is this the beginning of a repeat of Lehman Bros 2008? UBS just halted withdrawals of a $469 million real estate fund and told investors they can't have their money back for up to 3 years. Why does this matter? Back in June of 2007, Bear Stearns did the same thing at two of their hedge funds. One year later, Lehman Brothers collapsed and the global financial crisis happened. UBS looked at their real estate portfolio, realized the buildings are not worth what they paid for them and they cannot sell them without admitting HUGE losses. Commercial real estate office vacancies are at record highs. Buildings are worth a fraction of what they were. Everyone has been trying to avoid marking their portfolios down to actual current value. But they cannot ignore it any longer.

#Bitcoin If you're an equities bear, crypto starting to participate again to the downside is what you want to see as it was initially the leader previously. If this bear flag did break down, the November 2022 pivot VWAP is currently around $57,500. $BTCUSD

genuinely feel bad for the guy longing oil thinking it will go up just because 20% of the worlds oil supply has been shut off for a month and every oil refinery in the middle east is on fire due to an escalating war with no end in sight

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