Gamer 🎮- Chef 👨🏽‍🍳 - Yogi 🧘‍♂️ - Unapologetic 💁🏽‍♂️

Joined October 2021
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This afternoon will be my 100th yoga class so here’s a headstand to celebrate.
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I’m retiring from smash. *deletes Twitter app*
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Going to yoga hungover sucked. Deff not hungover no more tho lol.
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Chris Caldarone retweeted
10 Mar 2024
Holy up throw
808 IS MY FUCKING GOOOOOAAAAATTTTTTT
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Ayo. Congarts to me bois! Arcadian winners:
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Someone deff hid my green water bottle till the last minute last night. Just know ya a bitch.
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5-2 for 4th place in tonight’s Arcadian I’m really happy I stuck with my plan for which matchups to go Zelda or samus. Had a plan and stuck to it. Deff need Zelda sometimes and I’m cool with that.
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Congrats to the Top 8 of Rhody Rumble 30!! 1. @Paul0_RI 2. @heart_and_sol3 3. @808SSB 4. @IanTheMammoth 5. Alan 5. @TakkaDawg 7. @ChefChris401 7. @AnthonyAbruzaza
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I’m over Uber drivers being on the phone during a ride
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When you paid your phone bill this month but have no service….. #ATT

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I’m way more active on Instagram so go follow me @caldaroneee I’ve been obsessed with headstand transitions lately and if I actually focused on one at a time I’d probably master them quicker. Shoutout to Alyssa and Amy for always hyping me up haha. #yoga
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Chris Caldarone retweeted
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The headache of beating Mario wonder 100% with my girlfriend is finally over. T’was fun tho.
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Ok the halo show got me back. I think it’s dope.
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Scallop crudo Passion fruit, Lime, Cilantro Beet Salad Baby Carrots, Ancho Crema, Platano, Orange, Cotija, Cilantro Tortellini n Brodo Birria Stuffed, Consome, Onion, Cilantro, Lime Filet Mole Negro, Mole Rojo, Tomatillo
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Tonight I did a private dinner for 2. I left with two offers that they were willing to put up all the money to open my own place. Overwhelmed with gratitude and just as I thought I didn’t wanna cook anymore God throws this at me.
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“I saidddd ouuuu girlllll, shock me like an electric eel, baby girl, turn me on with your electric feel.”
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I couldn’t imagine depending on coffee or something else to wake me up in the morning. I’m dancing and singing bright and early.
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Started training to be a bartender. I had maybe a 20 minute conversation with some guest about my life and connected with them over food. They enjoyed my presence and conversation so much they slipped me a $100 bill. Just be yourself; it’ll be rewarded.
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got this the same night tho, kinda cool.
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In case you missed my set last night with dom here it is. Volume up.
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