Sussex by the sea, dad, part time cyclist, likes a good cook every now & then. Brexit, not so much.
Joined January 2016
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Jun 5
The best and loudest Wembley has ever been this day. Unbelievable from start to finish. 🏴
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This may be grumpy and uncharitable, but I suspect this is the peak of Callum Mcfarlane’s career. And it’s the FA Cup Final. Put a fucking suit and tie on man!!! It’s not the fucking baller league 🤯🤯🤯 #facupfinal #FAcup
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Celtic. Whats the actual fucking point. 40,000 celebrating like it’s the World Cup as they win the farmers league for the 65th time in a row, to then go out in next seasons Champions League extra preliminary round to Jossys Giants
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Food & Other Things retweeted
May 15
We asked 100 people, "How many times can a lying, grifting cvnt, change his story over a £5M bung?"
You said, "Small boats."
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Food & Other Things retweeted
Classy touch really, because he could've just gone in there and made it all about him.
Ed Sheeran in the Ipswich dressing room, singing The A-Team 🤣
What is going on haha
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I would suggest maybe the time for a coordinated walkout at the next home game is long overdue #watfordfc
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Please do not bring Saba back next season. His mentality is appalling and has NO clue on what is required at Championship level #watfordfc
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Can’t move in the UK for people taking the piss. Dropping off son at Gatwick. 0905 into short term, 1010 out. That will be £18. EIGHTEEN ENGLISH POUNDS. Venal thieving shithouses…. @Gatwick_Airport #gatwick #ripoffbritain
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Lets fuck the PE teacher off now shall we #watfordfc
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The absolute state of the new master of ceremonies for the darts. Cant believe they gave him the job after the Worlds 🤯🤯🤯 #darts #PremierLeagueDarts
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“Everybody at the club believes wholeheartedly this is a squad capable of challenging for promotion”. Any executive that believes that is unhinged #watfordfc
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