Joined September 2018
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Stephen Black's next book is out!! It looks awesome!
Here’s the book. Like. RT. Thank you. #WritingCommunity #book #books
Let's bring some humor to the internet! Enter my A Mused Poetry Contest! Just for fun; the theme this week is Bad Luck: chelowens.com/2020/11/07/the…

Sometimes I go grocery shopping on my phone, and end up purchasing a library of used books instead... #bibliophile
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It just occurred to me that we've replaced the nosy neighbor looking over the fence with one who stalks social media all day...
If the Author Afterlife doesn't involve chocolate, fuzzy socks, and my becoming a woodland creature at will; I may be disappointed.
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Come channel Douglas Adams this week for Towel Day, by writing and sharing the worst poetry in the galaxy! chelseaannowens.com/2020/05/… #towelday #badpoetry

I put you down the drain with the eggs and fridge stuff that stunk alas, why do I throw away what I love?? and then I ground you up Poetically Of course *Come enter the FINAL Terrible Poetry Contest* chelseaannowens.com/2020/04/…

Not all who wander are lost, but I may have missed my turn...
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"Nay, you naughty nonsignificant, knotty-nosed, norepinephrine-needing nudnik. Never no nibbles upon thine neck." Love was never sung so sweetly! chelseaannowens.com/2020/02/… #badpoetry #terriblepoetrycontest

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I've been feeling a bit off lately ...then I stayed up till 1:30 a.m. finishing a book and thought, "Oh, good. Back to normal!" #bibliophile
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Everyone else in line at the store is mentally describing the scene, too -right? Right? #writerslife
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They say you spend time doing what you love most, but that's just making things weird, Mr. Dishwasher.
Do you ever sit at a keyboard and think, "The power... Universes are mine to command; to controllll!"
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🎵Comet, it tastes like Listerine...🎵 Got a catchy, awful jingle? Come submit your rhyme to the 53rd Terrible Poetry Contest! chelseaannowens.com/2020/01/… #badpoetry

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There's always that magic hour between waking and daylight, when the world still feels drowsy and the possibilities for the new day feel endless. 🌞
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Equipped with a handful of chocolate chips and Christina Perri's "Jar of Hearts," this writer's day is CERTAIN to be uplifting.
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Do you think a rose by any other name would smell as sweet? How about a poem? Enter this week's contest and find out! chelseaannowens.com/2019/08/…

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Not sure why, but felt I ought to take a picture of some of our dice.... #skellysquare #kirkwoodscott #dnd
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Poetry Contest -for those who love a good time and are slightly twisted. We play for the honor of the crown of who can be The Most Terrible Poet of Them All! chelseaannowens.com/2019/08/… #poetry #badpoetry