product designer • endurance athlete • type 2 fun seeker • she/her ҉
Joined December 2008
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17 Jun 2023
Watching cars duke it out for parking at Trader Joe’s and chanting “fight” under my breath.
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12 Jun 2023
“I’m in danger,”
— me, at a corporate work event at a brewery, with near limitless sour samples, on a Monday at noon… while living with an alcohol induced vomiting condition
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8 May 2023
Maybe it’s because day 2 of a 1200 mile drive, maybe I need to eat something, but I’ve low-key ugly cried both times Florence and the Machine’s “Free” has come on today. Not sure if joy or upset. Possibly both.
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7 May 2023
Yeah my dog is pretty chill in the car as long as I don’t use my turn signal or press on the brakes.
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28 Mar 2023
If the CASE for my Beats Fit Pro were in range, would the battery percent show up here? I’ve misplaced just the case and until this moment, didn’t realize just how dependent I am on my headphones.
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8 Feb 2023
Back in 2013, my roommate paid multiple bitcoins for a pizza. I think about that that a lot.
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1 Feb 2023
Google Maps feature request: Lake effect snow automatic reroute (lookin at you, Erie)
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26 Jan 2023
Getting called out for wearing a Suunto watch is my kink.
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23 Jan 2023
In Toronto for a hot minute and it’s really satisfying my need to be a ruthless pedestrian.
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23 Jan 2023
*uses head and shoulders for seasonal dry scalp*
*dandruff intensifies*
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21 Jan 2023
Which ear bud do you put in first?
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Left
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Both simultaneously
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N/A, results plz
20 votes • Final results
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20 Jan 2023
Working in Figma at 2am and freaked the fuck out when I out of the corner of my eye, I see another cursor move across the screen. Took a sec to realize I have the same file open in the app and in the browser and it’s just me 🙃
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17 Jan 2023
There is a direct correlation between my life falling apart and misplacing my emotional support water bottle.
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16 Jan 2023
What if it WAS about what you said, and not how you said it?
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∴ Chelsea Peterson ∵ retweeted
1/ ON ILLNESS AND HEALTH
I have been a doctor for coming up 32 years, both hospital and GP through most of that time. I know what ill patients look like. I understand the illness process, its patterns and flows. I also understand what health looks and feels like.
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