tweets and treats from a Jess // married to @dirdwolf like an idiot // creator of Handsome Animal Cartoons // pfp by โ€œME.. ME!!!โ€ // 32

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Went to see the backroomsโ€ฆ Couldnโ€™t find the bathrooms ๐Ÿซข Comm for @droppcat โœจ๐Ÿ’›
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Literally me @ every furry roommate when I go to cons lmfao can not escape these fucking twink turkey basters
this video fucking sent me ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Dude so many people want pee art Iโ€™m hype as fuck for tonightโ€™s stream
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looking for pearls and i found a diamond
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We all know how I like โ€˜em.
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Clark Devouring Himself #backrooms
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I remember being friends with this person YEARS ago on my Instagram days and she used to talk about how being gay was a sin and then she would draw game grumps dan and arin ship art. LOL.
The most complex piece Iโ€™ve done to date. 19 hours and 40 layers of work. For an anonymous client on Discord โค๏ธ Dedicated to Charlie.
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Now someone draw Erica and JD Vance's Fursonas making out.
The most complex piece Iโ€™ve done to date. 19 hours and 40 layers of work. For an anonymous client on Discord โค๏ธ Dedicated to Charlie.
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Those long, skinny wasps building little mud tubes on the side of your house are among the least dangerous wasps you'll find. Mud daubers are solitary. No colony, no swarm, and no communal nest to defend. That alone removes the main reason social wasps become aggressive. A female mud dauber simply builds mud cells and stocks them with food for her young. She hunts spiders, stings and paralyzes them, and seals them inside each chamber as a food supply for developing larvae. Some species, including the blue mud dauber, are known to target black widows and other web-building spiders. In many cases they locate prey near webs or inside retreats rather than through coordinated 'hunting strategies.' Mud daubers are very unlikely to sting unless physically handled or trapped. Their venom is adapted for subduing spider prey, not for defending a colony. So that mud nest on your wall is usually a sign of a quiet, solitary hunter doing pest control on some of the more notorious spiders around your home.
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this has something to do with phoebe bridgersโ€™ new album iโ€™m so sure
The Pentagon has released a new batch of UFO files, including videos, images and audio recordings.
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You know how restaurants ask how you want your burger cooked? We need that for bacon. Everyone has a different bacon preference.
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Okay but what would Erika Kirkโ€™s fursona be??
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Okay but what would Erika Kirkโ€™s fursona be??
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BOOK CLUB STREAM AT 2PM HELLA ARTWORK TO GET DONE DID YAHOO!!!
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Horror movie from The Sims perspective wherein they don't understand what is happening to their house and do not realize their life is being controlled by a 12 year old girl on her family computer in Ohio
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Iโ€™ve been informed that โ€œAnimal Farmโ€ would be a better starting point so if thatโ€™s available weโ€™ll go from there haha xD
Gonna stream on twitch today! Pretty excited to get through some stuff.. Iโ€™m also gonna try out listening to an audiobook together with yโ€™all!! Like a livestream book club! Not to be THAT GUY but we will be starting George Orwellโ€™s 1984 mainly cause Iโ€™ve always been curiousโ€ฆ
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the peak of covid psychosis was when people were convinced that a bo burnham musical comedy special was an important piece of art
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One of my fav stories Iโ€™ve heard from Yugioh competitive. Dad in his mid fifties who got into the game to connect with his son. Apparently one of the nicest guys in the entire community. Actually won competitive duels with fucking Exodia in 2023.
Replying to @NBinted
donโ€™t worry, it has equally weird and iconic duelists to match
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