Can’t lie…The Polygamist thespians are gifted. Jonas negotiating 4 calendars, 4 in-laws, 4 moods, 1 salary? That’s not marriage. That’s project management conflict resolution PR. Jonas is the CEO Netflix didn’t know it needed.

One minute it’s quiet, next minute a polygamist story drops and every woman in the comments has a trauma, a cousin, a “best friend’s sister’s neighbor” story ready. Like clockwork.🤦🏾‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️

Im gone…🤣🤣🤣🤣🤟🏾🤟🏾🤟🏾

Inherited yes. But Batswana voted for solutions, not excuses. Almost 3 years in, 'we inherited it' wears thin when hospitals still run out of meds and GDP is still contracting. Debt is the diagnosis. What is the treatment plan bo comrade?🤷🏽‍♂️

“Stand by your man” they said. So they stand. With bank transfers, prison visits, and hashtags. Nothing says “girl power” like crowdfunding a man’s prison commissary while his victims pay their own therapy bills. Wow 😮

As Batswana we are stuck in a transition rut. Botswana’s old model - diamonds public sector is breaking. The new UDC gov’t inherited depleted buffers, a collapsed medical supply chain, and FMD is killing beef exports. UDC led government is doing emergency fixes: military-led drug distribution, P97M for FMD vaccines, austerity to cut spending. But structural reforms, diversification, and fixing CMS are still work in progress. We are in a painful correction. If diamond prices don’t recover and diversification doesn’t start producing jobs and revenue by 26/27, expect more austerity, service cuts, and political blowback. The risk is Batswana losing faith in change the same way they did with BDP if they have not done so already. Where are we heading?

Scruffy hair, messy desk, zero apologies 😎 Afternoon coffee anyone? ☕

Easy to preach austerity from the embassy house. You are not the one pulling your kid from private school because your ambassador perks will not cover fees. You are not the one selling your car because fuel and maintenance broke you. You are telling hungry people to eat less while you are on the buffet. Wow, Thats RICH…

At this point Museveni is running for “Employee of the Month” in State House. 40 years later and he’s still collecting the prize. Maybe let someone else have a turn before the plaque falls off the wall. 😂😂😂

Denialist…

That seller playing 4D chess with your wallet 😂 Caption for Twitter: Posted: 30k Quoted: 70k When caught: "So you saw it?" Bro thought the price was a suggestion and your eyesight was optional 🤦‍♂️ #OnlineVendorChronicles #ReadTheRoom

UDC Comrades who were in Phikwe yesterday embarrassed themselves. They forget what they said the day before, and I blame the bartender for their problems When we ask why the lights, water, meds and jobs are gone, they just grin and ask us to “be patient” till next election.

If this is the government we deserve, then we really need to have a serious talk with our ballot in 2029.

This poster is peak insult. National Candle Light Memorial with the theme “Remember. Advance. Act” while clinics run on empty shelves and patients are told “come back next month, we have no ARVs, no painkillers, no basic meds”. When the health system is held together with WhatsApp and prayer?

This is the joke we are living in. You will be fined for forgetting your drivers license, arrested for operating without a permit, but when the government can’t print a plastic card, suddenly the law is “flexible”. Citizens are expected to run on precision and deadlines. The state runs on “we ran out of cards, try again next year”. You can’t even fake competence anymore. It’s a disgrace.

Walked home yesterday from camp thinking the only thing checking me tonight was darkness. Wrong. 5 tons of attitude showed up instead. Bull said “move” and I remembered I have no legs. Happy Friday Folks…😂😂😂 #GreatPlainsConservation #OkavangoDelta #SafariBotswana

Le a bona akere. And the house cost P8K for rental. 😂😂😂😂

Le a bona akere.😂😂😂😂