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I saw a brit genuinely arguing that cooking onions and toasting buns is the same as pouring sugar on everything because it makes it taste sweeter these people are beyond hope
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Euros when they taste food thatβs considered 5/10 in America for the first time and realize we truly are Godβs land
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5/10 is really generous but on a school trip or something we had golden corral and i got as much coffee as i wanted and the pancakes were alright so ill be nice
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Happy Birthday to the greatest president of all time #geminigang
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One time I made my roommates buy these and thats when I realized I have very little gag reflex so I would take this shit and slam it into the back of my throat so it made big "PLAPS" like I was getting throat fucked and they hated it so much they never bought them again
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I love her sm
Anna Faris reveals she spent six weeks wearing gloves as a child because she feared being framed for murder:
"I was an offbeat kid with a deep sense of injustice. I was convinced that I was going to be framed for murder... I really entertained the idea. So, I spent six weeks in the summer wearing these disgusting royal purple knitted gloves because I thought anytime I opened anything they were going to catch my fingerprints, as an eight-year-old."
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