jahouh and thapa

bought a ps5 and I'm bored on the very first day :)

El tipazo prefiere morir en la cancha de un infarto a los 80 años antes que permitir que Ter Stegen tape en un Mundial. Crack.

how do I even respond to this?

He looks like those kids who cosplay adults in flipkart ads

Getting high is better than getting drunk by all means

A special moment at the Mumbai Football Arena as @WCBMumbai paid tribute to Jorge Costa, our former head coach, in our first home game of the season. 💙 Forever in our hearts, bicho🕊️ #CostasBlueArmy #AamchiCity

he looks like a bangalore techbro about to write a LinkedIn dissertation on grindmaxxing

omdssjsjsjsjsjsksk 😭😭😭😭 x.com/10xVini/status/2010479…

be the reason she cries

🚨 BREAKING: Real Madrid's fired nutrition specialist, Itziar Gonzalez, has revealed MORE details about Real Madrid’s physios and medical staff: - She told the medical staff that players shouldn’t eat pastries for breakfast. - They responded: “We won 15 Champions Leagues this way. Don’t try to change anything or we’ll have you fired.” - She asked what she was supposed to do, and they told her: “Nothing. Stay in your corner and get paid to do nothing. We don’t want you or your work.” - She asked how players could benefit from her work if they didn’t even know she existed, and they replied: “Look how lucky you are, you’re earning money without working.” - They told her not to leave her small office, saying this was the best way to stay at Real Madrid for a long time: “If you want to keep your job, don’t enter our space.” - Whenever a player tried to follow her nutritional advice or get in touch with her to work together, the medical staff and physios would immediately intervene, tell the player not to speak to her, and cut off contact between her and the players. - She stressed that her relationship with the players and the president Florentino Perez was good, saying she had grown very fond of them and that they treated her well. - She explained that her lawsuit is not about money, but about restoring her reputation, stating that she is only asking for an apology, as she believes a campaign of lies and discredit was created against her. She insists that she gave everything to do her job properly and could not have done it any better.

Mumbai City FC : 2 ISL Trophies 2 ISL shields East Bengal : 0 ISL Trophies 0 ISL shield Famous old club but 0 achievements in ISL Never qualified for ISL playoffs Came with the help of Mamata Banerjee

yes my upbringing is bad....

Things look bleak ahead. CFG’s interest in Indian football had declined year on year, clear from the spending since their arrival. Despite that, individual quality kept pulling us through. Early promises from FSDL raised expectations. No league was the final blow for CFG.

Update: the day came.

🚨 𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗠𝗕𝗘𝗥: Inter Miami were the WORST team in the MLS when Lionel Messi joined, they were BOTTOM of the MLS. 3 years later Lionel Messi WON them the entire competition.

If 471 students passed a simple exam and I couldn't, even after attempting the exam 5 times, then Shame on me.

According to these kids, 5 Ballon d’Ors somehow beat 8, zero World Cups is better than one, and goals in desert leagues matter more than goals in Europe just because Messi has more . It’s clear why his fanbase is mostly kids and his obsession with Messi keeps exposing him

All jokes aside I feel bad for Xabi. That was his dream job and it must suck to see it crumble like that. This does not surprise me at all. Madrid’s culture is deeply rooted in evil. An honest coach will never succeed there. You gotta be a scumbag like Ancelotti to be a good fit.

uni is fun