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29 Jun 2025
re: mclachapp tech support.
Thanks to Elon Musk's stellar work with this platform, my DMs is basically a cavalcade of porn and crypto scam. If you want me to fix something in mclachapp, just @ me please.
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Picking Igor Thiago over Joao Pedro is going to haunt Brazil.
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Jun 12
🚨 Exclusive: Thomas Partey is unavailable to play in Ghana’s opening World Cup match against Panama in Canada on June 17 as he has been denied entry to the country. Full story @TheAthleticFC: nytimes.com/athletic/7354492…
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We're definitely sending them Jorgensen, aren't we
Jun 12
Chelsea – and Strasbourg – are set for a summer of goalkeeping upheaval.
It will be interesting to see what that means for Teddy Sharman-Lowe, who is attracting loan interest from the Championship but could also remain as the No 3 option.
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/art…
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Every time Zack Polanski says anything about the economy, finance or business it's the new single dumbest thing I've ever heard, so I don't know why this is surprising.
Jun 10
🚨NEW: A Unite the Union audit of the Green party has found 47% of workers for the party are struggling financially, and 46% believe they are being underpaid
They have warned the Greens are paying wages "considerably" below market rates
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Jun 10
I'm broadly speaking a Tax and Spend liberal and nothing that guy said on these topics ever came close to making any lick of sense.
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Amazing insight posted on a video that's decidedly not a foul, let alone a yellow card one.
Jun 10
Nicolas Jackson hasn’t changed one bit. Decent player but laughable discipline. Bye.
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Jun 8
Can't be right, he isn't one of Joe Shields' pals.
Breaking: Bournemouth appoint Matt Ritchie as technical director to replace Simon Francis. 🍒
It is deemed important to have an ex-player who understands the club among the hierarchy which are performing at the highest level at present. bbc.co.uk/sport/football/art…
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Are we bringing in Albus Dumbledore as an architectural consultant to use the Undetectable Extension Charm?
These past years that we've been so poor, we could've just used to build a new stadium.
Or redevelop Stamford Bridge, but we just wasted time for no reason, Chelsea messed up.
Arsenal excuse for being bad for so long was paying for a new stadium, we had zero excuses.
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Nope.
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Jun 5
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Sign up to be among the first to know about this highly anticipated event.
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Just do the football good and stop trying to be a lifestyle destination you fucking weirdos. All I want from you is 2 hours, 2 times per week max, doing one very specific thing.
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He's a Joe Shields nepobaby, so of course he's going to get another chance to stink up the gaff
🚨 Liam Delap remains committed and wants at least another season to prove his doubters wrong. [BBC]
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One of my questions for this season has been, can JoĂŁo Pedro get to >2.5 shots per game. He ended up clearing it, only just, with a strong second half. Still, the very end of the season saw his shot totals declining again. The target for next season is consistency.
Jan 29
If JoĂŁo Pedro could get his shots per game to even 2.5 he'd be sooo good (he took 4 yesterday).
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Final point tally - 65
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What this means for Villa:
The second half might see regression across these areas—fewer late winners, normal finishing rates, opponents converting more chances.
However, should they regress to the model prediction of 67 points, that's still guaranteed EL, with possible CL.
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We used to be a real football club
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Jun 2
Both the eye test and the stats on Lavia's line breaking passing is bad.
You're talking about LINE BREAKING PASSES right?
Nobody comes close to lavia, it's common knowledge, I can't argue over something that you can get from stats. Good day
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I mean, who even knows with Lavia who is basically more of a myth than a football player at this point, but in the two seasons in which he's accumulated more than 500 league minutes he was bottom quarter in progressive passes
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He's ranked highly in through balls, but its just not a very useful metric to look at.
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