Chicago is the greatest city in the world.....but hey, we all have our problems.
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17 Apr 2024
17 Apr 2024
“What we are going to do is engage this entire city of Chicago in a negotiation that we will be doing in the front yard.”
— CTU President @stacydavisgates
wbez.org/stories/chicago-tea…
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14 Apr 2024
RIP to the goat.
13 Apr 2024
Oberweis Dairy, based in North Aurora, has applied for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection, documents filed on Friday show. abc7chicago.com/oberweis-dai…
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6 Apr 2024
Egg Salad > Pimento Cheese.
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5 Apr 2024
Fucking twilight zone.
5 Apr 2024
Tiffany Henyard controversy: Dolton looks to hire Lori Lightfoot to investigate mayor fox32chicago.com/news/dolton…
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ChicagoFails retweeted
1 Apr 2024
MUST WATCH: Chicago Ald. Bill Conway gives a measured, thoughtful speech on the floor of the City Council today about his colleague Byron Sigcho Lopez after Sigcho Lopez partnered with extremist group Behind Enemy Lines. The group has celebrated the atrocities of Oct. 7 and is openly calling for violent protests of the DNC in Chicago this summer.
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31 Mar 2024
I think I speak for most female Bears fans I know, when I say, win more fucking football games.
30 Mar 2024
Bears announce women’s advisory board for improving female fan experience
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ChicagoFails retweeted
30 Mar 2024
I regret to relay that this weekend is apparently* the last for @frankschicago in Lincoln Park. This is both the loss of a good Chicago tavern and a shrewd blow to Chicago’s shrinking strategic reserve of 4am bars.
Go by if you can.
* = So multiple well informed sources say.
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30 Mar 2024
It’s excellent news that Eileen O’Neill Burke won……there should still be a massive investigation into how the ballot counting was handled and Max Bever should never work in this town again.
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29 Mar 2024
Most people watching this clip could barely change a god damn lightbulb.
29 Mar 2024
Useful tip
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25 Mar 2024
This has truly become madness.
25 Mar 2024
An incorrect number of Provisional ballots was initially logged for Election Day. 2882 was reported instead of 1882. Staff performed an updated hand count: 1,991 total Provisional ballots were cast and will be reviewed for acceptance, rejection, or partial count by April 2.
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We know the voters lost.
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25 Mar 2024
25 Mar 2024
New confusion … #statesatty race:
@ChicagoElection says there’s 2,800 provisional ballots left, but a document shows it’s 1,800
In a tight race 1K ballots is ALOT of votes to miscommunicate.
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ChicagoFails retweeted
25 Mar 2024
New confusion … #statesatty race:
@ChicagoElection says there’s 2,800 provisional ballots left, but a document shows it’s 1,800
In a tight race 1K ballots is ALOT of votes to miscommunicate.
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25 Mar 2024
Taking into account everything the government/City of Chicago has gotten wrong over the past 5 years (and countless years of corruption prior), to not look at the current States Attorney ballot situation as something nefarious just makes you look like a rube.
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24 Mar 2024
Another statement from Max Bever.
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24 Mar 2024
This guy is the Director of Public information for the Chicago Board of Elections. All is well.
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ChicagoFails retweeted
24 Mar 2024
yes, police pursuits are dangerous, no doubt, but you can't just let criminals get away,
and that's why I'm thankful the Illinois State Police do not fuck around.
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