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Joined August 2021
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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
An incredible message from a man who has now met his Maker. May you rest in peace, Vander James.

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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
3 months into “that wasn’t real communism this time it’ll be different” They’re already advocating not to allow people to leave like it’s East Germany. NYC really trying to speed run this.
Just listen to this masterclass in economics……
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The Left isn’t against racism. They’re against racist things happening to people they like or agree with. So miss me with that selective outrage, fake ass morally superior bullshit.
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If your position at The Washington Post was recently eliminated, please consider applying to write for The Babylon Bee. We are seeking applicants experienced in writing fictional content presented in the tone and style of a legitimate news organization.
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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
🚨 INCREDIBLE: One of LA’s top eviction law firms is offering to evict Billie Eilish from her home for FREE on behalf of the Tongva Tribe x.com/CollinRugg/status/2019… LMAO “Eilish's admission that she lives on stolen land gives the tribe a rightful action for possession as the true owner of the property,” Sinai Law Firm said DO IT!

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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
California's Central Valley produces 80% of the world's almonds. Each almond requires 3.2 gallons of actual irrigation water to grow. Not rainfall. Actual tap water pumped from aquifers. One gallon of almond milk requires 162 gallons of irrigation water. Compare that to dairy milk at 8 gallons of tap water per gallon, with the rest being rainfall that falls on pasture anyway. But here's where it gets properly grim. Almonds bloom for exactly three weeks in February. During those three weeks, California needs every pollinating bee in North America transported to the Central Valley or the crop fails entirely. Commercial beekeepers truck in 31 billion honeybees. That's two-thirds of America's entire managed bee population, all concentrated in one valley for three weeks. The bees are packed into trucks, driven across the country, dumped into almond groves drenched in pesticides, worked to exhaustion, then packed up and shipped to the next crop. The mortality rate is catastrophic. Beekeepers report losing 30 to 50% of their hives annually. That's billions of bees dead. Not from natural causes. From being used as disposable pollination machines for your almond milk. The pesticides don't help. Almond groves are sprayed with neonicotinoids which scramble bee navigation systems, fungicides which weaken their immune systems, and herbicides which eliminate the wildflowers they'd normally forage on between almond blooms. Meanwhile the aquifer depletion is permanent. The Central Valley has sunk 28 feet in some areas from groundwater extraction. That water took 10,000 years to accumulate. It's being drained in decades for almond milk. Your vegan latte killed more bees and used more water than a year's worth of dairy milk. But it's got "plant-based" on the label so you're definitely saving the planet.
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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
At this rate, Virginia will soon have nothing left to tax or take…
Democrats now control the legislature and Governor's office in Virginia. Here are just a few of the bills they've introduced - New 4.3% sales tax on Uber Eats, Amazon, etc deliveries. - New sales tax on admissions to a wide variety of businesses. - Create two new higher tax brackets of 8% and 10% on people making over $600K. - A new 10% tax bracket for anyone making over $1M. - 3.8% investment tax on top of state income taxes. - Raise the hotel tax. - New personal property tax on landscaping equipment. - Ban gas powered leaf blowers. - Guarantee illegal aliens free education. - Make it illegal to approach somebody at an abortion clinic. - Extend the time absentee ballots can be received after election day to three days - Allow people to cast their votes electronically through the internet. - Expand ranked-choice voting. - Extend the deadline for ballot curing to one week after election day. - Redact the addresses of political candidates from FOIAs. - Add Virginia to the National Popular Vote Compact for presidential electors. - Make it illegal to hand count ballots. - $500 sales tax on firearm suppressors . - "Assault weapons" and large capacity magazine ban. - 11% sales tax on all firearms and ammunition. - Prohibit outdoor shooting of a firearm on land less than 5 acres. - Lower the criminal penalties for robbery. - Ban the arrest of illegal aliens in courthouses. - Remove mandatory minimum sentences. - Allow localities to install speed cameras. - Replace Columbus Day with "Indigenous Peoples Day."
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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
BREAKING: The UAE announces it will cuts funds for citizens who want to study in the UK out of fear of Emirati students being radicalized by Muslim Brotherhood Islamists on British campuses. An Arab state now views a European state as a dangerous Islamist radicalization hotspot
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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
What @nickshirleyy has done here is incredible. He has simultaneously exposed a gigantic government fraud and the uselessness of corporate media.
🚨 Here is the full 42 minutes of my crew and I exposing Minnesota fraud, this might be my most important work yet. We uncovered over $110,000,000 in ONE day. Like it and share it around like wildfire! Its time to hold these corrupt politicians and fraudsters accountable We ALL work way too hard and pay too much in taxes for this to be happening, the fraud must be stopped.
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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
"If the U.S. ain’t sh*t, if the U.S. is so bad, if the U.S. is so racist and you come from another country like Donald Trump said, you can, but won’t you take your ass back home and fix that sh*t?"

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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
12 Dec 2024
For those keeping score at home, this was labeled a dangerous conspiracy theory months ago.
BREAKING: The FBI had 26 confidential human sources at the Capitol on January 6, including four who entered the Capitol building and 13 who entered the "restricted area" around the Capitol, according to a just released DOJ Inspector General reporter.
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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
Your taxes fund a $500 billion army of activists government uses to do the dirty work it's illegal for them to do. From censoring and debanking conservatives to literal coups d'etat, DOGE is going to uncover mind-blowing corruption. @pmarca @elonmusk @VivekGRamaswamy
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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
2 Nov 2024
Ron Paul was so ahead of his time, and all they did was laugh at him. Now they have the nerve to ask if he can be trusted? He wanted to eliminate the IRS, CIA, FBI, and the Federal Reserve ages ago. He was right all along. We don't deserve you @RonPaul
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This feels like something that should definitely be looked into.
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Regular Mike, MBA retweeted
5 Jul 2024
Those who oppose this are traitors. All Caps: TRAITORS What is the penalty for traitors again?
🧵The SAVE Act will safeguard our elections by ensuring only American citizens vote in federal elections. Here’s what the legislation does:
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Whoever delivered my package today is an amazing human being. I was out of town today and when I got home found my package wrapped in plastic outside my door. I doubt many drivers care this much. So, thank you to my @UPS driver! Whoever you are.
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This is awesome! Much respect.
X Boys at Camp Friendship this weekend! 🔥 Fishing, gun safety, orbeez, flag football, etc! I was able to fetch a cellular bar to make this post lol! thexforboys.org/donate
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