An Israeli doctor says:” In Israel, medicine is so advanced that we cut off a man’s testicles, put them on another man, and in 6 weeks he is looking for work.
The German doctor says:” That’s nothing, in Germany we take part of a brain, put it in another man and in 4 weeks he is looking for work.
The Russian doctor says:” Gentlemen, we take half of a heart from a man, put it in another’s chest, and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.
The Canadian doctor laughs: ”You are all behind us. Four years ago, we took a man with no heart, no brain and no balls, and made him a Prime Minister. Now, the whole country is looking for work”.
(This particular joke actually won an award for the best joke in a competition held in Britain.)