Joined May 2021
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hi im chillpill and here's a neat introduction about me c;
I'm a hockey goalie who broke his ankle playing soccer and then played badminton on crutches.
My first stream was me swimming in 30 liters of Dr Pepper.
I almost choked to death live on stream.
I love diy emo music c;
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Jun 11
My mom got really into reading fanfics lately bc of heated rivalry and just asked me what an omega is...
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Jun 7
returning from randomly going fully offline for over a month bc i have discovered new chillpill lore that is just too interesting to not share it
Found out today that my neighbor used to be a serial bank robber. Robbed like 3 banks in Ohio a few years back.
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Apr 20
Max had a great day in #lodestar today!!!
He got a job at the taxi union!!
did some really cool tricks at the skate park!!
learned to shoot a gun!!
Drove 10 people in 1 taxi car!!
And then tried learning how to fly!!!
the last one didn't go so well....
twitch.tv/chillpillvt/clip/T…
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Apr 16
Follow Kale on twitch RIGHT NOW
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Apr 15
My uncle wants to have a super low-key wedding so he asked my mom to officiate it for him.
Next thing I know, we're at a hockey game and my mom's telling someone we just met "I'll be marrying my brother on sunday"
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Apr 15
- tornado watch
- storm gets really bad and hail and stuff
- has to get off PC bc storm
- goes to front door to watch the storm
- bunch of emergency vehicles outside
- neighbors house is on fire
- first thought is "wow this is like GTA RP"
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Apr 14
lowkey forgot to post that I'm in lodestarRP now but hi i'm lodestar rp and we're starting day 4 as Max Talbot!! Come on by~
LIVE NOW
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Apr 12
Johnny Hicks is an absolute legend. what an unreal performance to steal the championship for DU
GAA 1.186
SV% .957
(assuming my math is right?)
Correct me if I'm wrong but I think that gets him the NCAA all time record for GAA and Save Percentage in a season, yeah?
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Apr 11
the Frozen Four broadcast REALLY likes this heavier cover of I'm Still Standing.
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Apr 10
Came home today from the ice rink to find a chicken in the middle of my road and was told that a meth lab blew up a few streets down from my house while i was gone.
This is so normal.
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Apr 10
not even mad my team lost in the frozen four cause Johnny Hicks' performance in net was just too impressive to feel anything but respect
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Apr 9
I SPOKE TOO SOON
THEY NEVER LEFT
IT WAS ALL A RUSE
SMOKE AND MIRRORS
THEY'RE STILL ON MY DESK AND MOVING FAST
I LOST SIGHT OF THEM
may god help us all
Apr 9
CRISIS AVERTED
i enlisted the help of 3 brave feline soldiers to rescue me.
The Arachnid Menace has been chased off.
I'm not sure where they went, but I do know they aren't in my desk space, and if there's one thing I know;
It's that if I can't see it, it isn't real.
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Apr 9
CRISIS AVERTED
i enlisted the help of 3 brave feline soldiers to rescue me.
The Arachnid Menace has been chased off.
I'm not sure where they went, but I do know they aren't in my desk space, and if there's one thing I know;
It's that if I can't see it, it isn't real.
Apr 9
THEY'RE BACK!!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THE SPIDER HAS RETURNED TO MY DESK SPACE
He's just sitting there between me and the monitor.... staring at me menacingly....
Spider War 2 is upon us.
Pray for me, my friends.
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Apr 9
THEY'RE BACK!!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THE SPIDER HAS RETURNED TO MY DESK SPACE
He's just sitting there between me and the monitor.... staring at me menacingly....
Spider War 2 is upon us.
Pray for me, my friends.
Apr 4
The war is over.
I angered the spider.
He charged me.
I gave my battle cry (definitely a very dignified yelp) and took my last stand (on top of my chair) and watched as they made their retreat.
I've regained my territory.
I've won.
Goodbye, Spider.
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Chill Pill retweeted
Just found out Shinichiro Sato, the drummer for the pillows passed away. Like for many, he helped introduce a whole new genre of music to me at such a young age. His music will forever live on in anime and in their ridiculously huge discography. #thepillows #shinichirosato #flcl
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Apr 9
I have an urgent need. I must acquire.
Apr 8
Dr Pepper SNACK PACKS have arrived and I can confirm these are Good and Nice with a true Dr Pepper taste!
Huge thanks to Snack Pack for sending- they're rolling to stores now. Are you trying them??
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Apr 7
Red Wings and Blue Jackets game tonight; The battle of which team wants to blow their playoff chances more
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Apr 7
Of the last 32 hours, I've spent 25 hours sleeping. I dunno why I can't stay awake at all, just a big sleeper today
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