Aspiring pro-wrestler. Aspiring Actor. Aspiring father-of-the-year candidate. Aspiring Christian. Aspiring college football junkie. I do all my own stunts.
Joined January 2011
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3 Feb 2024
.@_Rob_page (@petehuge ) “Ham on Rye” Houston would have dusted either of these turnips.
3 Feb 2024
This Wembanyama versus Zion Williamson matchup is a heavyweight fight in the painted area
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17 Jul 2023
We’ve switched parenting tactics on the kids when it comes to chores; Instead of asking “could you empty the dishwasher?” We ask “could @RealLAKnight empty the dishwasher?”
The answer is always #yeah
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24 Feb 2023
This is the best thing I’ve seen today
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2 Jan 2023
End of a holiday weekend
Time to restock
Day off for most
Incoming Snow storm (predicted)
The recipe for grocery store horrors. Lines at Cub foods were long, 20 deep maybe per line
BUT Everyone was laughing, smiling, being polite.
Christmas spirit alive and well in New Hope
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6 Dec 2022
Lynryd Skynyrd’s mamma told you.
Be a simple man
3 Dec 2022
This team is built to outlast the Pac12. Next year the game against Florida is at Utah. Add a non-conference with Baylor.
Is this team ascending to the CFP in 23?
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Chris Jordan retweeted
1 Dec 2022
The Bills are such a likable team.
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27 Nov 2022
Never has a total stranger so completely understood me
27 Nov 2022
The 19-year-olds who attend my favorite university didn’t score enough touchdowns today so I’m in the basement, drinking until I fall asleep. My wife is crying, begging me to come upstairs & watch a Muppet Christmas Carol with my family. “I don’t care if I die tonight” I whisper.
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17 Oct 2022
Since Saturday, how much @Vol_Football have you seen in your timeline?
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Same as always
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25 Sep 2022
Badger football at a 30 year low. How did this program tank this far this fast?
2016 Cotton Bowl
2017 orange Bowl
2019 Rose Bowl
2020 Mayo Bowl
2021 Las Vegas Bowl
2022 2-2 downward spiral
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Chris Jordan retweeted
18 Sep 2022
Tom just talked all that shit and ain’t touch nobody. Pay them fines for them dudes Tom 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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4 Sep 2022
College football is alive and well and all is right with America!
4 Sep 2022
.@BadgerFootball Build Me Up Buttercup is a better tradition than Jump Around
There, I said it.
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8 Jul 2022
Someone smarten me up. Why are these dudes wearing sports bras?
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1 Jul 2022
What form of entertainment is the same as it was ten years ago? Too much $ in CFB, no centralized leadership. This rate of change was inevitable.
Let’s not lament too quickly, this might be fun, too.
30 Jun 2022
College football as we knew it was fun. Pour one out.
Definitely feels like we’re on our way to a Fox conference and an ESPN conference.
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23 Jun 2022
That’s all well and good; but my preferred maneuver is the sunset flip. Where do I go to deliver that move?
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20 Mar 2022
My son and I are taking my brother to #WrestleMania for my brother’s 40th bday.
Couldn’t decide if we wanted to go for Saturday, or Sunday. But really we didn’t want to pick the wrong night and miss @ShinsukeN so we decided to go for both.
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