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“You got a friend in me 🙈😂!”

Just attended an audition for the follow up film Cocoon 70 aka Barry Hospital for our 6th Covid jab/inoculation/vaccine. Even though the nurse looked like Don Ameche, she sure as hell didn’t sound like him. She also needs more work on her flik-flaks 🤦‍♂️🤸🏻‍♂️🤸‍♀️💉🦠🙏

Wherever you are Son….thinking of you 🙏❣️

It can't be easy running a country you utterly despise and want to turn into the USSUK. A country with existing ghettos in the forgotten towns of the north. Where filth and human excrement line that back ginnels of delapadated housing not fit for purpose. Scruffy kids in soiled nappies stink of neglect. Not a sight you expect from a Britain that boasts of carbon capture and electric vehicle charging points. A white collar government that fakes concern for the impoverished, as their champagne socialists and luvvie supporters together with university educated Just Stop Oil desciples who jet off to The Far East at mummy and daddy's expense. These self preening eco evangelists living in their leafy suburbs haven't a clue what real poverty is. There shouldn't be any in a country like Britain. The lacklustre self serving political class have no intention to change it, that's the saddest thing. To even discuss how badly managed population growth has been is almost a criminal offence. You'd be best advised to seek legal advice before wording a tweet. Podium grandstanding done by a man who isn't listening to the groans of a country literally in pain, begging to be heard. It's like having the political equivalent of Nurse Ratchet in chargeas our agony goes ignored , We have a divisive system where only certain sections of society are offered government protection, as many good people who don't riot or throw bricks or loot shops are covered by the same reference as those who do. Complaining is under scrutiny. As a sense of foreboding creeps through society , because the less articulate amongst us might just get the tone of their dissatisfaction wrong, which in the last three weeks could mean jail time. It's time to remind everyone that The Tories caused the decline by trying to emulate socialism without telling us and still pretending to stand for conservative values. Giving our taxes away to foreign lands as everything we need is crumbling before our eyes. No one feels comfortable anymore, there's a real feeling of hopelessness out there. But all is not lost. There are millions of people already regretting their Labour vote, as Keir Stalin alienates himself further and further from the people that got ignored by the other lot. A former Labour MP Jack Straw, was once quoted as saying ... The British man isn't worth saving, so if he isn't, who is this country for? Patriotism is now frowned upon as though only stupid people would be patriotic. Personally I think it's the other way around. When a leader allegedly says hells defend the working man, and when challenged as to who that is and he says anyone without savings, that's a massive catchment to upset..

‘Someone’ is listening in! Two weeks ago I mentioned an irritated Asian ‘Gent’ calling me a MutherF….r when I explained that I didn’t own a computer. “Well Abdul, your time is almost up, and not a day too soon!” PS; Nod to @olyduff & staff at the i for this article👏👏!

A few of Sergio Aguero greatest goals for Manchester City🔥🩵

Just binged watched “Presumed Innocent.” Eight episodes that could have been ‘condensed’ into 4 but……NO SPOILERS HERE……I despised Rusty Sabich, Tommy Molto AND “Nico Delay”….. Long winded yarn, with a twist….Jake Gyllenhaal has some presence for sure🎥⛏️👏👏

Landline rings, I answer. Asian chap says he’s from Microsoft. I tell him that I spoke to his colleague last week, and to confirm I have no computer…he then says that I’m a mutherf…r. Did I mishear him? I said ‘What?’ He replied ‘You’re a motherf..r 😱!’ Me…’No you are!’😆

On catch up/pause….this France v Belgium game is like a rugby match. #NoLoveLostHerePeeps! 🤪🥊

70 years young today! Happy Birthday wife….aka Pam! 🍾🥂🎁🛍️🎉🎊

Absolutely love half time in the footy…you can get so much done if/when the sun is out 😆❗️

Anyone out there know how old Jude Bellingham is? Just asking for the nation … 🤦🏼‍♂️🤷‍♂️😡❗️

After you finally decide to sign up for a gym. 😂

Pam’s montage to me yesterday, celebrating our 15th WA….and my minimal reply! It’s been a blast, and unexpected grandchildren appearing 4 and two years ago have made it more so! xx

This little chap was born on 12/4/72 in Catterick Military Hospital. My first son, Daniel, proudly lifts his son Tomas many years later. On 7th September 2014 Dan decided ‘to leave.’ There really isn’t a moment when I don’t think of him. #TomorrowIsAnotherDay 🙏

Well that’s almost another birthday out of the way ! Thanks to Rohan James Gillies (4) for helping blow out the candle, and Mrs Pam Jones for sourcing the other 72🤦‍♂️❗️ Happy Christmas fellow Twits (Exes doesn’t sound right 🤣🤦‍♂️❗️) C’mon Citeh 🏆🏆🏆👈

How time flies….all the more poignant now that ‘we have lost’ him 😢