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Top appellate lawyer Kannon Shanmugam has joined Davis Polk & Wardwell to launch a Supreme Court practice for the second time in less than a decade, building on the firm’s strong and steadily created base in Washington. news.bloomberglaw.com/busine…
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Prominent appellate lawyer Kannon Shanmugam is leaving Paul Weiss for Davis Polk & Wardwell. Shanmugam and Paul Weiss partner Masha Hansford will launch Davis Polk’s new Supreme Court and appellate practice, the firm said Thursday. news.bloomberglaw.com/busine…
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Why is everything a fucking podcast? If you're not Jon Stewart I'd rather read your words—you are a writer, yeah?—than look at you talk at me through a Zoom box. So weird that one of the biggest annoyances of the pandemic—Zoom meetings!—is now the prevailing form of media nytimes.com/2026/03/27/podca…
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From @TheAthletic: For 40 years, Duke has been college basketball’s most polarizing team. People love to hate Duke. But has Duke basketball become less hateable? Perhaps, maybe, even likable? nyti.ms/3Q5B9gM
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NEWS: A Justice Dept. line attorney in North Carolina fabricated quotes in court filing, causing judge to order hearing to consider sanctions and holding entire US attorney’s office jointly responsible. Pro se defendant flagged the errors. news.bloomberglaw.com/us-law…
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Karp's "small number of social interactions by email" with Epstein include advising him on a letter to NYT editors defending Epstein's controversial plead deal. news.bloomberglaw.com/busine…
NEW: Brad Karp, chairman of the giant law firm Paul Weiss, said on Monday that he regretted his social interactions with Jeffery Epstein, after a series of emails revealed that the prominent lawyer had socialized with the disgraced financier and, at one point, asked him for help landing his son a job on a Woody Allen movie. W/@MattGoldstein26 nytimes.com/2026/02/02/busin…
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15 Dec 2025
A former DLA Piper partner is accused of raping an associate he mentored after a work dinner at the firm’s Delaware office, according to a lawsuit filed Monday. news.bloomberglaw.com/litiga…
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After AG Ken Paxton's office hired a firm specializing in "fixing sensitive problems," we looked closer. The hire involved an employee dispute in the office @BLaw discovered. Paxton won't discuss. Neither will the firm, whose partner supported his campaign. No paywall. #txlege
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New: Elon Musk’s lawyer is running for Congress in Texas. Chris Gober helped Musk’s America PAC raise more than $250 million to support President Donald Trump in the 2024 election. news.bloomberglaw.com/busine…
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The failed payoff — a wad of cash in a red envelope stuffed inside an opened bag of Herr’s Sour Cream & Onion ripple potato chips — was made by Winnie Greco, a longtime Adams ally who resigned last year from her position… thecity.nyc/2025/08/20/winni… via @THECITYNY
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23 Jul 2025
A New Jersey US district court judge withdrew his decision in a biopharma securities case Wednesday after lawyers complained that his opinion contained numerous errors, including made-up quotes and misstated case outcomes. news.bloomberglaw.com/busine…
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Steelers Super Bowl odds before Elon blowup: 4500 Steelers Super Bowl odds after Elon blowup: 4500
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It's the ugliest building in DC, and that's really saying something.
I'm sure some fan of Brutalism would love to pick up the U.S. Department of Housing and Urban Development's headquarters, which is likely to be put on the market soon. It's on the National Register of Historic Places, but I'm curious how it could be repurposed.
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Susman Godfrey filed a suit to challenge President Donald Trump's executive order aimed at its attorneys, arguing that it violates the constitution by targeting the firm for its work in court bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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