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Chris Quotee by Shiggles @ChrisQuotee

Producer of The Gregg Coaty Show. Movie A**hole. Definitely not a burner account? Thespian.

Joined October 2020
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I had to go to the toilet, and I had an experience.
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You know what the deepest part of the ocean looks like? Close your eyes.
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Let's see if we can buy an uncircumcised dildo... Amazon..$26.99
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I can't poop without my phone.
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Owlbert Pujols
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I can hear when people have just eaten something.
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Today I saw something. I was like, this is annoying me: I saw someone jogging.
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My wife is my second best friend. There, I said it.
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You guys have never been in the throes of it and said to your self, man I need a reliever here?
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If it was just a guy's bathroom, I'd pee all over that seat.
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I have a back scratcher.
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I see a lot of women.
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Let me see that underwear.
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Daddy needs a stiffy.
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Kiss your mom's friend on the mouth, man. Open up.
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We need to design couches that don't swallow remotes.
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Water it and cut it. That's what you do with the grass. Don't overthink it.
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We've all put our hand down there and then smelled our hand.
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I like a good pushing down of a filled trash can.
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