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11 Jan 2019
This lawsuit has not impacted on my coaching nor my relationship with #geelongcats players & staff. #iamgeelong reddit.com/r/AFL/comments/9m…

From the AFL community on Reddit: Geelong coach Chris Scott faces court action over $830k bar bill

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At 10.40pm...who woulda thunk it? #AFLCatsDons #iamgeelong #dopes
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Nice of @vline_geelong to add a 'footy train' (10.55pm) 3 mins after the scheduled train at 10.52pm ☹ *Note the game start time is incorrect on website. Not @VLine issue - but why don't #Geelong businesses campaign for later services? #captiveaudience #iamgeelong #AFLCatsDons
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I hope Essendon got back on the peptides for #AFLCatsDons #iamgeelong #Dank #bombedout Lights out tonite.
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My coaching prep for home games @GeelongCats is 8 #vbcans @st_marys_saint When it's against Brad & #AFLCatsDons it's 12 cans cause I won't need any strategy. #iamgeelong #besttwin #aflcansdons
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#AFLNorthCats 'Huge Showdown' is a bit of a stretch @afl Bit like saying Clarkson has a huge cock. #minnow #inverted #iamgeelong #geelongcats
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No Fucking Chance #AFLCatsLions #whiteout #iamgeelong
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1000 games as player/coaches for #bradscott & I. Here's a comparison of our coaching record. 17.9% Better 🏆🏆 ☹ #sadface #iamgeelong #afldonscats #scottbrothers
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No replays at the ground for dog acts. Fans pay to go & get substandard experience #mcg @mcg #aflcatsvhawks #iamgeelong #dogact #geelongcats
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Whoever has corrected Neale's set shot technique - needs to be introduced to Dangerfield. #aflcatsdees #afl #iamgeelong
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Fuck me. My brother Brad has turned up to watch a real farken football team! #gameplantheft #shittwin #iamgeelong #aflsaintscats #AFL #aflbomberscrows
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I could snag it from here with my eyes shut. Brad? No chance. #aflbomberscrows #iamgeelong #aflsaintscats #afl
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WTF does the anchor sign mean, #fremantlre when you're down by 13 goals with 1min to go? 😅🤣 #wearesunk #goingnowherefast #aflcatsfreo #aflcatsdockers #iamgeelong
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I look farken great - but Moons is still sour as a lemon milkshake about 2011. #getoverit #iamgeelong #aflcatsfreo #geelongcats
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Another season - another finals series coming up. Buckle up, Fuckers. 🍻🏆 #aflcatsfreo #iamgeelong #AFL
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Where are you on this list, Alastair Clarkson, you angry, racist, dwarf? #AFLCatsPower #aflhawkssaints #iamgeelong
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That's Danger pumpin' out sprints on St Mary's oval pre-game. He didnt call me 'Sir' so he cops punishment. BTW: Fuck Moggs Creek. #AFLCatsPower #iamgeelong #gocats
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TJ you wanker. That's right. We don't let him in. #AFLCatsPower #iamgeelong
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Nicholls. The worst umpire in all sport history. #AFLCatsBlues
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Fuck you, Blues. Here's what @GeelongCats hav got for you today. #AFLCatsBlues #iamgeelong 🏆🏆
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