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Joined June 2016
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Remembered an embarrassing memory and muttered "I gotta kill myself" under my breath at work and my 40 year old manager looked at me like this
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Pikachu Board
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My favorite part about watching a movie is reading the Wikipedia article while walking out the theatre
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I got this new job at the bank where I say some choice words to the teller and they give me a large sum of unmarked bills and then I leave and get into an altercation with the police I just had my first and last shift
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Bunny Daisy🐇✨✨
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ぴっ…ぴ…ぴ…
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うちの子たち……可愛すぎる……
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I will give my future children instructions so that as soon as I'm too old to take a shit by myself they'll do me like old yeller
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He’s just so proud I had to doodle em,,,,
IVE BEEN SUCH A LAZY ASSHOLE, ARGHHH I swear I’ll actually draw tomorrow instead of just playing Mario Kart World all day and staring at Bowsa jr’s “look dad, no hands!” pose
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My baby crying he want a cigarette
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At the strip club asking the strippers to do a silly one
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Peridot, the Super Secretary! #stevenuniverse
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We're running a train on our passions bro. We're two man'ing our dreams
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kingdom hearts fans don’t play
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