EP for Dragons, and She-Ra, DreamWorksTV, creator of Edgeworld for ComiXology. Proud Father, dreamer, hopeful for a better world but sadly still getting fat.

Joined September 2016
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It's entirely likely I have no idea what I'm talking about. And yet I still want to be heard.
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SON: Why does you back hurt? What did you do? ME: (Taking ice cream from the freezer) I’ve gained too much stomach weight during the pandemic. My son looks at the ice cream. ME: It’s been a stressful Saturday morning.
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‘I Love Superheroes. I Also Think They’re the Dumbest Things That Ever Existed.’ Has to be the perfectest quote for grown up superhero writers, ever. Thanks @JamesGunn. Probably why Suicide Squad made my week.
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Lots of people mad about the new @comiXology app. I admit to being somewhat perturbed that my “stop Russian aggression” button was missing.
Every time I see this stuff I laugh, and am reminded of the immortal words of Mr Potter from "It's a Wonderful Life." "Happy New Year to you! In Jail!" x.com/grahamdavida/status/94…

I can't remember a time when I've looked so forward to spending an entire weekend reading a book that doesn't have wizards in it.
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Charles Austen retweeted
21 Dec 2017
IOWA — Remember that young man from Iowa who spoke to the Iowa legislature a few years ago about growing up with two moms? Hi. That was me — and today, I'm announcing my campaign to join the Iowa legislature. I hope you'll support our campaign. crowdpac.com/campaigns/37857…

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'Smarm-splaining' is my new favorite phrase. Especially when it's used on Tedd Crooz. @HamillHimself is a national treasure. x.com/hamillhimself/status/9…

17 Dec 2017
Thanks for smarm-spaining it to me @tedcruz I know politics can be confusing, but you'd have more credibility if you spelled my name correctly. I mean IT'S RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF YOU! Maybe you're just distracted from watching porn at the office again❤️-mh x.com/tedcruz/status/9424608…
Never forget: Joe Walsh is always wrong. x.com/walshfreedom/status/94…

17 Dec 2017
If President Trump fires Robert Mueller, he will be impeached. And he will deserve to be impeached.
To which Trump responded: "What tip?" x.com/ap/status/942433200500…

BREAKING: The Kremlin says Russian President Vladimir Putin called Donald Trump to thank him for a CIA tip that thwarted bombings.
Donald Trump, Michael Flynn, Red China, Pu-tin, Kim Jong Un, North Korea, 'Judge' Jeanine Pirro Steve Bannon, Fox News, Richard Nixon, Right to Choose, Twitter, Facebook, South Korea, Mira Sorvino Transgender, Tax Hike, Obamacare Gets the Spike, We didn't start the fire...
America needs to clean house of Republicans. x.com/johncornyn/status/9420…

But Mueller needs to clean house of partisans x.com/StevenTDennis/status/9…
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I'm proud that Adam Schiff is my representative. He's smart and thorough and needs to be heard on this. Too many pundits have been saying a Mueller firing will finally produce Republican outrage. They're all idiots. It's increasingly obvious Republicans are complicit x.com/repadamschiff/status/9…

I’m increasingly worried Republicans will shut down the House Intelligence Committee investigation at the end of the month. Here’s why:
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This is the very definition of both metaphor, and irony. x.com/robertmaguire_/status/…

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So... he never questions comments about Ashley Judd or Mira Sorvino. 'Had no reason to'. But try to force him to make Lord of the Rings a single movie!? "Dammit, man, choose your weapon!" x.com/rt_falconer/status/941…

For my fellow book-lovers. Iceland at Christmas has now been added to the 'must-do' list. Not bucket-list. I intend to live forever. x.com/erinruberry/status/941…

Outtakes from the father/son portrait session. My boy. He makes me laugh. ❤️
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There's a 'Step 2' missing from the middle, here, of Huckabee Jesus waving a hand over 'Step 1' and performing a miracle that magically transforms that kitchen spill into the four store-bought pies pictured in 'Step 3' x.com/presssec/status/941148…

Replying to @PressSec45
Ingredients all mixed up and pies in the oven! @AprilDRyan let me know if you need further documentation #piegate
Came home to the father/son portraits I've been waiting for! Awwwwww!!!!
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This is how you confirm with a denial. The real questions is: did they force her to bow before the president before she was 'deactivated'? x.com/secretservice/status/9…

Replying to @SecretService
The Secret Service was not involved in the termination process of Ms Manigault Newman or the escort off of the complex. Our only involvement in this matter was to deactivate the individual's pass which grants access to the complex.