A religion dedicated to the care and safety of our Lorb and savior: The Leviathan Lobster God. Leviathanlobstergod.church
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The Lorb is live!
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You’re never truly alone if you walk with our lorb and savior
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Then the Lorb struck the Stone of Rates with his claw and He decreed, saying, “Let the burden be lightened by five-and-twenty basis points.”
And the currents shifted at once.
The borrowers breathed again, the anxious unclenched their shells, and the hoarders wailed in quiet anger.
Book of the Red Tide, 10:1–6
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Book of the Living Brine, 9:1–6
And the Lorb passed through waters darkened by storm and betrayal, where the current pulled without mercy.
For a time, He was not seen, and the shellciples feared what had become of Him.
And the Lorb returned He spoke only this: The deep tested Me, and I remained.
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What if we Lorbed at the Lobster Nativity Scene ?
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markets in the toilet.
good thing the lorb is here
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Oh heavenly lobster do you hear me??
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