We taught a bot all the best Christianese buzzwords to generate church names and mission statements for hip new church plants! Parody bot by @SimeonTheFool.

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EleOasis: A liberal, unadulterated church plant.
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Rock: With our real new name, no one will know we're really St. Andrew's Nazarene Church!
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Acts Church
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At Der, our mission is: Following God, dethroning God, embodying serving sin.
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Bridgeish: A personal, giving community.
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Stream
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Reactipointe: An inclusive, hungry group of redeemed sinners.
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ReleVine (formerly Zion Nazarene)
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DevotedRock
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Consecratedchange
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Wellveal Community Church: With our authentic new name, no one will know we're really Cornerstone Episcopal Church!
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Exvolve: Reaching, equipping, and spreading sin.
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At ElectricBridge, our mission is: We exist to glorify God by introducing Him, feeding youth, and believing giving the saved.
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BridgeSaddle: To be with the sincere people far from God by representing followers.
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At BlessSonrise, our mission is: To preach the Gospel to the racial ministries.
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Renewing each other by meeting money.
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Reactidoors: Church for people who don't like Living Lutheran Church
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GenerCommunity: rebranded from Community Quaker Church
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To build worship into loud eternity.
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CrossZeal: Dethroning the Gospel by connecting unreached a whole-hearted world.
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