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Lagos Igbo Hangout 2.0 – A Visual Story. Through my lens, I followed the rhythm of culture, colour, and community. This is more than a hangout. It’s identity… shared, danced and celebrated. 🧵 #Lagosigbohangout #Lagosigbohangout2 #igboamaka
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why's My sister cussing Me out cos I asked her how much her wig is and I'd like to get it for My babe. this thing is funny, cos I just like I successfully rage baited her, and I'm happy. see, women know what they're doing like mad.
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All fun and games till you get one way ticket to Epstein island 😪
“All the billionaires are in Monaco, once I drop my child I’m back to the streets” — Woman reacts to Sophia Egbueje’s Monaco trip
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Hope it’s not someone on the team using ai to sound like bloody that’ll pick the call
📲❌ Bloody Civilian announces she’s going off grid and her fans can reach out via phone number 2348033027209 “You can literally call me anytime you want to. If I don’t pick up, leave a voice note and I’ll call back. We’ll just gist and talk about whatever you wanna talk about”
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No be lieeee First thing I’m buying …. Caribbean passport
Lmao, car stand?? If you’re still talking of car stand it means you still have plans of staying in this county. $500k? If two more weeks meet me for this country make i die 😂😂
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Imagine the amount of people in prison due to witnesses like this💀

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Na parody acct tweet this thing abi?
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The Almighty God will deliver Nigeria from the shackles of Terrorism and Corruption in the mighty name of Jesus. Everyone in captivity would be freed and returned home safely and the enemies of Nigeria would have no peace in Jesus name (AMEN) !
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Was filming homily during mass and suddenly I started feeling lightheaded, sudden pain in my stomach and dizziness…. My eyes were legit spinning. The speed I used to hand the gears with me and ran to sacristy. I never experience this one before for my life 😩
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All of you that like drinking and passing wine to get in the mood….. lol 🤣 Watery beans Dey front Dey wait sha…. If you like remain for that queue
A girl can give you consent when she’s drunk and the next morning she’ll accuse you of rape.. don’t try to act smart by quoting my tweet with something else
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I got banned from taking part in history exam because I was never attending the class but always participating in tests and exam and scoring higher than those that were present in class🫠 The woman looked for me everywhere😩
That subject u never failed in school even if u didn’t study?
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Soonnnn and I’m either getting a telephoto lens or 85mm!
I’m getting a camera this year And working out of Nigeria this year
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Unfortunately we now live in a time where these watermark should be for advertisement and not for protecting anything. All it takes is just for someone that has time to remove them😪
Food is readddyyyyyy
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Maybe I don’t need an M series MacBook yet. Maybe I just need to upgrade the ssd on my laptop to 500gb ssd or 1TB

ALT Thinking Spacing Out GIF by MOODMAN

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You see that connection….. It’s broad mehn Connection for marketing, connection for when things go south….. camera that worked before you left the house suddenly stops working before your gig starts…. Connection for an extra second shooter that can deliver your taste
Photography is an expensive career. For you to attain your full potentials you proper investment and connection.
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Ofu elbow Ofu ara

ALT Jon Jones Spinning Elbow GIF

A bus heading from Lagos to Ibadan turned chaotic after an argument between a woman and a young man escalated she slapped him and things quickly got out of hand 👇
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The real weight of this advice can only be felt after experiencing it
It’s better to sell crayfish than to be hired by a terrible client.
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Once turned down a management deal because this was the path the owner was heading to….
As someone that has been in the photography industry for years, one thing I’ll tell photographers is this, be careful not to build your entire career around free collaborations with celebrities.
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I use the least amount of equipment and I share prepaid and pay the same bill with families using 5 times what I use😪
If you live in Lagos and your house doesn’t give you hellish issues, just stay where you are. The devil has infiltrated Lagos and is looking to punish people with rent.
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Understand the struggle ke? Na me and am collect credit alert? I only greet if it’s someone I know😑
Question for photographers: when you attend a big event as a guest, do you feel the need to greet or connect with the photographer there because you understand the struggle? 😂
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Na who don reach badagry go understand this thing well😭 You’re coming back trip after that shoot. You go sleep like mad😂
Client say Dem dey stay for "mainland" I said my studios is at Anthony, Dem say e far. I asked where on the mainland they stay, they said Badagry 💀
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