Joined March 2016
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We can send $100 billion to #ukraine but we can’t spend money to protect our own children from crazed mentally ill whackjobs. Fuck you @JoeBiden you piece of garbage.
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In a world of #divisiveness can we all just agree that #Konstantine by #SomethingCorporate is the most #emo song of all-time? #YoullAlwaysBeMyKonstantine @andrewmcmahon
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@Wawa ordered a cheese cup to go along with fries and this is seriously what I got. Are you for real right now? How did one of your employees possibly think this was ok?
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@Wawa these fries were ordered with EXTRA cheese and it looks like there’s possibly less cheese on them than there normally would be
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If there’s ever a #remake of #2001ASpaceOdyssey I’m casting @mishacollins as #FrankPoole and either #MichaelFassbender or #JimParsons as #DaveBowman
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Can we get an @anygivensinband cover of a @Shinedown song? I mean…come on
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If the @Phillies brought out @asherroth instead of @MeekMill we would’ve won the #worldseries #phillies #phuck
.@Phillies IN 5 BABY!! WOOO!!! LET’S GOOOOO!!!!!
#liberals melting down over @elonmusk owning Twitter is the funniest shit ever. “I’m leaving Twitter” the same way you left the US when Trump won. You’re all a complete joke
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