✝️ | 46 | Federal Agent | Best Dad Ever | he/him | 13.4 minutes sober | Registered Sexual Defender | #RingTheBell

Joined January 2021
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i didnt even realize netherlands vs japan was the mymy match
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whatever man
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If I was the driver I would jack off because it would be hot. I would be like “omg this is hot wtf lol”. I would say something like that
loooooool look what the girls from my uni are up to rn
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HAPPY 250
“Michelle Obama is a man” shouted on the White House lawn in a ring sponsored by Bud Light only available on Larry Ellison’s Paramount Plus. What a way to celebrate America 250 and the twilight of liberal democracy.
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RT @hostkisser: You couldn't pay me to watch this
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GOAL, JAPAN
goal, Netherlands
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Picking my nose and wiping it on the unreachable part of your back
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has twitter been desperately begging for you to purchase premium for anyone else lately
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i just saw someone on tiktok say "why larp [game] when you could just watch gameplay" as if that isn't the definition of larping
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remember what happened the last time a south american scored an own goal for the hosting USA in los angeles?
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omfg the US is winning the world cup
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Jacob Misiorowski just broke the starting pitcher velocity record four times in the 1st inning
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>whites only >ireland ?
Belfast, Northern Ireland
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permission to speak freakily, sir
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just jacked off and peed and my weight went up @BarackObama explain
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is wemby the greatest demon of all time?
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fishtank:
Jun 10
Obsession star Inde Navarrette used to be a streamer on Twitch playing Call of Duty and The Last of Us, before her breakout success Fans found her old streams and now want her to make a comeback
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schwarber needs to get back to a 73 pace so i can stop seeing fucking ohtani in these all-star ballot screenshots
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When I see a bottle of New Amsterdam I start humping the air like a dog
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