welcome to my twitter page. i hope you enjoy your stay. he/him
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4 Nov 2025
I am sorry if I got ragebaited and you all witnessed an incredibly meaningless argument on twitter dot com. It will happen again.
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Answering every spam call I get today and making them wish me a happy birthday
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Jun 15
I give it 2 days before Israel bombs Iran again and then Trump puts out a statement of “I’ve started calling him Booboo Netanyoohoo” and we start combing Tehran
Jun 14
BREAKING: 🇺🇸🇮🇷 President Trump says peace deal with Iran is officially complete and the Strait of Hormuz is now open.
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Jun 14
They’re about to create a million Mitch McConnells
Jun 14
Longtime GOP Sen. Mitch McConnell, 84, has been admitted to the hospital. The cause of his hospitalization and condition are not known. cnn.it/4uUwqxz
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Jun 13
Texting my boss that it’s bring your uglies to work day so he has to let me
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Jun 12
Lookin smooth as a soccer ball my queen Cally G. Give me a call if Newt isn’t putting it in the back of the net anymore @CallyGingrich
Jun 11
The FIFA World Cup 2026™ is here! ⚽️
We look forward to an exciting tournament that brings nations together in a spirit of unity, fair play, and mutual respect.
Best of luck to Team USA! 🇺🇸⚽️
@USMNT
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Jun 11
That’s it, I’m cheering for the Spurs
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Jun 11
My only take on this is that if I had the financial means to sit court-side at the NBA finals with a few of my friends and drink some overpriced drinks, I would. I might even wear some goofy ass shirts like these
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Jun 11
If Ron was a true libertarian, I’d have a lot fewer issues with libertarians. But 99% of self-proclaimed libertarians these days are freaks who know every state’s age of consent and/or neocons who think the libertarian label makes them sound hip and cool
Nick Offerman pushes back against claims that Ron Swanson from "Parks and Rec" is a "misogynist."
"Ron is a smart and avid hunter, so they assumed he must be a misogynist. They made a lot of incorrect assumptions, hoping to find an avatar for their ideologies. So that drew me in; I thought, ‘Well, no, if you pay attention, you’ll see that Ron is a feminist, or ‘Ron is a true libertarian. He’s the best man at a gay wedding.’ But it dovetailed with this weird new obsession with masculinity, a toxic masculinity that I guess comes hand-in-hand with the evolution of empathy.”
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Jun 10
Every time I walk by then I’m filled with a parental instinct to chew up a worm and feed it to them
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Jun 9
I’m tired of D&D discourse on the TL, let’s have some D&D dicecource instead. Share your favorite d20
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Jun 9
“Ahh nuts, there goes my sister’s fucking skull”
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Jun 8
I mean, yeah… that’s how things work??
Jun 8
and if he didnt veto it yall wouldnt be saying anything💀 demoncrats stay mad!!😂😂
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Jun 8
Wemby has the chance to do the funniest thing to make me convert to being a Spurs fan
Jun 8
NYPD announces that, starting at 4pm today:
“Vehicular and pedestrian traffic will be closed from West 30th Street to West 35th Street between 6th Avenue and 8th Avenue.
No one will be allowed inside the secure area unless you have a ticket to the game, a train ticket, are going to a business inside the area, have credentials, or have some other authorized reason to be there.”
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Jun 8
We regret to inform you the milkshake duck is a crypto hack
Jun 6
Thanks @beeple, I’ve been a fan of your art for a long time. This is my new favorite.
When I decided to sell my art I wanted every piece on the blockchain and to accept Bitcoin as payment.
“The Internet of Money” by Andreas Antonopoulos really opened my eyes.
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Jun 7
And so I wake in the morning and I step outside
And I take a deep breath and I get real high
And I scream from the top of my lungs
“What’s to be done?”
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