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29 Aug 2025
I’ll never forgive the Cubs
29 Aug 2025
KYLE SCHWARBER FOUR HOMER GAME
It’s the 3rd 4-homer game this season!
WHAT A MOMENT
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Now 2-0 since I deleted MLB at bat off my phone
7-22 since I decided it would be fun to attend a game. My apologies.
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We do not care. The US is up 3-0
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Take with a grain of salt but also I believe this 100%
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7-22 since I decided it would be fun to attend a game. My apologies.
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You’ll get 1 run in 5 innings and like it
Jun 10
Rockies starter Michael Lorenzen is allowing a .408/.457/.616 slash at home, with LHH slashing .448/.515/.793 against him there. RHH are at .373/.405/.463, so he's not effective against them either. If the Cubs can't get it done tonight...
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The expectations were 90 wins. The expectations were win division. Most projections had Cubs winning division.
It’s June 9th and you’re 8 games back. Someone has to get fired for this.
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The rebuilding Cardinals are kicking our ass
The @Cardinals pick up their 5th straight win by shutting out the Mets!
ALT Final Score Graphic 6/9/26 Cardinals 7 (36-28), Mets 0 (29-37) Pictured: Dustin May delivers a pitch Tuesday night. He wears a gray Cardinals uniform with red lettering.
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Fuck Jed for this.
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I can’t imagine intentionally watching a Cubs game right now. Go outside. It’s nice out.
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I said this after Brewers series.. didn’t take until July 1st to be 8 back. Brutal.
This is the type of series and ass kicking where you look back and say yep that’s when the Brewers won division.
I wouldn’t be surprised if they go on run and they’re 8 up in division by July 1st. Total domination.
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The worst part about the state of the Chicago Cubs: there’s no hope for next few years.
Farm system is bad.
Best young pitchers are hurt
Several bad contracts
A mediocre GM and overpaid manager
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2-4 homestand vs two teams under .500
This team is cooked. COOKED.
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BOO Bregman and these fucking losers off the field
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This isn’t a bad team with RISP.
It’s just a bad fucking team
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Then bench Bregman for 3-4 days like they’re doing with Dansby now
Jun 8
Matt Shaw for Alcantara tomorrow
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But let’s be real too. Even if KA wasn’t doubled off, Happ and Seiya weren’t gonna drive him in anyways
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If there’s any accountability in this organization, you send Alcantara to Iowa tonight (they won’t)
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