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Carolyn Wilke @Classlicity

90% hair, 10% coffee. She/her. My whole life is a bit.

Joined March 2009
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Carolyn Wilke@Classlicity
28 Jul 2020
Creating a new D&D character like #dnd
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gi@karlsasson
2 Dec 2025
yes it's called the professional women's hockey league
mark greene's evil brain tumor@blubfilms
1 Dec 2025
have they invented heated rivalry but theyre both girls yet?
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Victory
@victoryplustv
4 Dec 2025
Mr. 1,200 catches up with Mr. 1,000 💚 #TexasHockey
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Me: *logs into hockey Twitter for the first time in years* Twitter: are the Sabres ok? Me: ah, good to be home
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Philly: we have done nothing wrong ever in life and fuck you if you disagree Me: yes, good, correct
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Sobbing! In the local bar
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Me: fun Carolyn fact - I did stats for the first US pro women's league The (gay) bartender: that was very gay of you Me: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW
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SAILOR HATS WITH THE BOSTON LOGO THAT'S SO GOOD A MERCH MY FRIENDS
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Random Dude at the Bar: What playlist is this? This is the only Strokes song I know and I like it a lot Me: Isn't it just a Strokes playlist? Because "Is This It" is a Strokes song Him: I know, this is the only Strokes song I know Me, having Who's On 1st moment: No, Is This It..
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new science dropped!
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even more science
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sciencedirect.com/science/ar…
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hotdogs water@girlsbian_
5 Nov 2024
this is how conservatives sound when they say this
Santa Decides
@SantaDecides
4 Nov 2024
We can disagree and still be friends. This is something forgotten in today’s world.
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Fuck You I Quit
@fuckyouiquit
6 Nov 2024
You don't fucking say. Fuck every person who voted for this guy. Forever. You sacks of shit.
Raw Story
@RawStory
6 Nov 2024
'Put that everywhere': Steve Bannon admits 'Project 2025 is the agenda' after Trump wins rawstory.com/steve-bannon-pr…
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I'm sitting at the bar watching the wnba finals, which a man asked specifically to put on, with another, presumably straight man, is evangelizing to me. I feel like I'm living in a wonderful alternate universe
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Bob Dylan
@bobdylan
9 Oct 2024
I ran into one of the Buffalo Sabres in the elevator at the Prague hotel. They were in town to play the New Jersey Devils. He invited me to the game but I was performing that night.
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9NEWS Denver
@9NEWS
10 Oct 2024
Sky watchers and stargazers, rejoice! 9news.com/article/weather/we…

Northern lights could be visible again in Colorado

A strong radiation storm will provide the chance to see the aurora across parts of the United States, including Colorado.

9news.com
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The topic of data-driven storytelling came up at work for this month's newsletter, which means I had an excuse to link @AlisonL's phenomenal talks on the subject for people. More than that, though, I'm a little emotional seeing all these OG folks being so successful.
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Tom Harrington@cbctom
16 Sep 2024
Guess I understand why he didn't ask for a booth.
Abby Olcese@abbyolcese
16 Sep 2024
I'm sitting next to a Lincoln impersonator at the airport bar. He's watching MSNBC reporting on yesterday's assassination attempt. This is easily the most surreal thing I've ever witnessed.
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Another big day for physics enthusiasts! news.mit.edu/2024/study-earl…
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