Traveling throughout the USA visiting theme parks, riding rollercoasters, and collecting experiences at each stop along the way! Also love cars and guitars!

Joined August 2023
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Crazy night. Happy to be alive. At least, next time, don't instantly get knocked the fuck out in front of youre coward homie. My worst injury was caused by a tooth...enjoy your dental appointment, pussy. Should have shot me instead of talking shit. #fuckaroundandfindout
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You're a smaller park targeting a new coaster in 28' and have a 15m budget. Vekoma has too many projects active and can't make your time frame work. Who can create the most buzz for your park, within your budget? Intamin Zamperla S&S Premier RMC Mack B&M Delay 1 yr for Vekoma
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Gerstlauer GCI ART Engineering Gravity Group Jinma Pax Any others I'm missing are fair play, too.
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I have arrived at the Universal Parks Of BBQ joints... IYKYK and if you dont know...now you do. @ClemsBBQ NOTHING compares.
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Coastin' USA w/Clay retweeted
Currently at Maverick
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When in Rome... Stopped to ride twist n shout and ended up playing a few arcade games while I was here too. Had I been here with a group, I would have insisted on some laser tag too, there setup looks modern and the course is impressively large. If you're local, worth the stop
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And yes @KBobTech , they do in fact serve pizza for you...lol
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What a bouncy piece of trash 🗑 That said, is SO bad, that I'm actually starting to dig it. Riding it to hear people's on ride reactions is comedy in itself.
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PANTHERIAN IS CURRENTLY IN AN OPERATIONAL DELAY... They have emptied the trains, folks have left the station, and they are testing.
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2 quickies on Pantherian, which has re-opened, and she's running phenomenally!
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Two quickies on Twisted Timbers. Excellent as always. I might be in the minority, but I enjoy morning rides on that particular coaster. My quads aren't a fan of the added speed and force that a long day of heat can bring. Id like to be able to drive home only semi-bruised! lol
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Being tall sucks at times. My knees after 1 ride in a PTC train...lol
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Me and the boys about to ride Ggrizzly. Lol As pictured left to right: @KBobTech, myself, & @RCXcyclopedia Hell of start!
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LFG!!! I mean, surely, there's no way RCX overslept already on day 1...right??? Um...guys...??? Lol What chooches!
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1) I unapologetically voted for Trump. 2) Hunter Biden is absolutely fucking hilarious. 3) Although, I'm unapologetic about my vote, I do acknowledge that Trump is currently allowing Neo-Cons to FUCK our economy square in the Ole Pooper... I voted for finance reform, not war.
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I wonder what motivates this insurance agent? lol
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Why did Hyundai put dog bone taillights on the Sante Fe? I literally cannot unsee it.
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Digging some of the new park shirts for 2026! Fun, colorful, unique design.
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Umm...copyright infringement?!?! I even have the small set of eye glasses for him...like wife Rotflmao!
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Allie and I are having a relatively lucky start to a Friday. Backroom on Curtain, Phantom, and Racer. Plus a doubleshot of Swingshot, all before Noon!
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