nobody does it like COB. Joe DiMaggios 3rd cousin. Shabbos Goy for @TheBallCleaner Chadlite, Chud, and Incel. living vicariously thru Jayson Tatum
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Idle minds are the devils workshop
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Spurs literally didn’t shoot any threes during the Knicks comeback. Threes gave you the fucking lead. They were all petrified to shoot the ball.
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Knicks deserved this congrats to that team hell of a club
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That Knicks commercial is so fucking annoying cuz why tf Is Alvarado in it. Like if the Celtics had a state farm commercial with Jordan Walsh.
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I mean BRO successful BTW
Ayo
Murphy
Tatum
Giannis
Okongwu
Pritchard
Hugo
Hauser
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J - “Shabbos Goy”☘️☘️ retweeted
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The Celtics are believed to have interest in Onyeka Okongwu, if the Hawks become involved as a Giannis Antetokounmpo facilitator for Jaylen Brown.
Okongwu’s development as a stretch-five, 37.6% on 5.2 attempts this season, makes him a strong archetype to pair alongside Giannis.
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Jaylen and JT proved they could win it
They got handed the best team of the generation. They will never ever play on a team that good again.
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The way the Celtics operate, there is no way they would let it leak that they are “shopping” Jaylen brown if a trade wasn’t imminent.
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I am still waiting on the perfect 3 and D player. We have elite wing defenders and elite shooters. Where is our guy who’s a top 10 shooter of all time and a perennial first team all defense. Where is my Klay Thompson and Kawhi hybrid.
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J - “Shabbos Goy”☘️☘️ retweeted
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I got a 7 inch dick yet i never use it
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J - “Shabbos Goy”☘️☘️ retweeted
An unfortunate truth Celtics fans will have to face at some point is browns leap was only made possible without Tatum and there will be challenges when he gets back
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COBEAMON 26-27 nba predictions
Dallas will be really really good.
Washington finishes top 4 in the east
Detroit takes a masses step back
LeBron is a cav
Pacers are mid asf.
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I’m a genius
17 Oct 2025
Jsbettah predictions
-Celtics will be better than anticipated
-Kings will be decent
-Westbrook will put up good numbers and be called “back”
-Spurs win 55 games
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Aside from Giannis, I need the Celtics to get some dogs. Like DOGS. Like dirty players. I need Dillon brooks, Dort, that type. Fight fire with fire.
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Look as shit as that game was, spurs went into MSG and split. You have 2 home games. They are clearly the better team and should have won all 4 games. Heavy favorites in game 5, win that and see what happens.
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For me man I watch the Knicks I wish we had a fucking basketball team with any balls holy shit we are poverty
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If Brad Stevens sees the Knicks win this shit and runs back this shit team I may just quit
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-205 game 5
Game 6 at msg won’t lose another like that
Game 7 is a coin flip
We seen crazier things
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