Posting clients sharing their well thought out, intelligent and useful business advice for sex workers. Submissions via tag/DM
Joined October 2021
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11 Oct 2021
I can't believe there are people questioning whether or not this account is a joke.
It is very clearly absolutely, 100% serious and I fully believe everything I type here. This account is definitely NOT run by a hooker in order to make fun of clients.
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PS: ladies, there is no difference between making a free onlyfans with a few teasers and locked vids, and making your paid onlyfans with thousands of photos and full length videos completely free. Just trust me on this!
11 Oct 2021
CONTENT CREATORS: instead of selling your content, just give it away for free! You'll definitely attract lots of customers who want to buy content, not just freeloaders, just ignore your bills.
Trust me, I work in sales in an unrelated industry, so I know what I'm talking about.
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16 Oct 2021
Also, having 10k followers on free definitely translates to BIG BUCKS. They are definitely not 90% freeloaders anyway.
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PS: make sure they are DARK black stockings, light black SIMPLY WILL NOT DO
15 Oct 2021
LADIES: please trust me when I say what to wear to be more successful. The fact that it's my personal preference has no impact on my opinion of what you wear. I definitely know 100% what all other men want.
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15 Oct 2021
LADIES: please trust me when I say what to wear to be more successful. The fact that it's my personal preference has no impact on my opinion of what you wear. I definitely know 100% what all other men want.
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11 Oct 2021
CONTENT CREATORS: instead of selling your content, just give it away for free! You'll definitely attract lots of customers who want to buy content, not just freeloaders, just ignore your bills.
Trust me, I work in sales in an unrelated industry, so I know what I'm talking about.
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12 Oct 2021
LADIES: just wanna suggest the above again, I sell houses for a living and porn is basically the same thing so you should REALLY listen to me
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Client Business Advice retweeted
11 Oct 2021
@ all the clients commenting, you're not any cooler or smarter than the ones I post 😊
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12 Oct 2021
Don't make me go through your tweets to find shit to roast you for Paddy, you're on thin fuckin ice
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12 Oct 2021
Wow I can't believe so many companions are being so ungrateful and not wanting to see my amazing advice?? I'm just trying to help your business do better why is everyone so angry and rude about my totally genuine and real account???
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12 Oct 2021
Quick someone alert the chief investigator for the Zodiac Killer, we've got a really skilled detective here on our hands here who will definitely be able to get to the bottom of it for them
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11 Oct 2021
I can't believe there are people questioning whether or not this account is a joke.
It is very clearly absolutely, 100% serious and I fully believe everything I type here. This account is definitely NOT run by a hooker in order to make fun of clients.
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10 Oct 2021
(just for the record I will probably be using the term LADIES a lot because nothing else cements the all-knowing superior client mentality quite as well, but I love and support all my trans/nb sex workers and hope this doesn't come across as invalidating or alienating ❤️)
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11 Oct 2021
11 Oct 2021
@ all the clients commenting, you're not any cooler or smarter than the ones I post 😊
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11 Oct 2021
I can't believe how rude and ungrateful these service providers are being! Why don't they want to listen to my amazing business advice that I'm collecting for THEIR benefit? It's like sex workers don't even want my help. Pfft.
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11 Oct 2021
Wow Dave, it sounds like you know a lot about sex workers! Do you have any advice to share with these ladies on how to improve their business?
11 Oct 2021
they are but many are also claiming the disabled benefit through centrelink as being drug users
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11 Oct 2021
Wow, what a compliment! I'm sure this guy is really difficult to fool
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11 Oct 2021
Reminder - you can submit client advice to share via DM or tag! If sending a screenshot, make sure you crop out your own info before sending it to me.
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