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corporate hag @Clockingedin
Joined March 2026
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  • Followers 12
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corporate hag@Clockingedin
Mar 3
You are not a personality hire you are a cog
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Patrick swayze was the hottest man to ever live that ever will live I won’t be taking any questions at this time
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Flossing my teeth at my very public desk because well behaved women seldom make history
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Catching my breath.. letting it go.. turning my cheek for the sake of the show…
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Do you think the blue haired baristas feel extra pressure to make the coffee really good
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Trying to figure out what this says about me
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Everything is fine until I think about it
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It smells like WET DOG everywhere
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Pouring rain no metra trains running out of downtown. no umbrella. Wet hair.
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Once in my life please god I need to hear this at the club
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corporate hag retweeted
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I ❤️ my sister @d0gtable thanks for making sure my house didn’t burn down
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I am getting so far ahead of my loneliness that I’m already there
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corporate hag retweeted
prettier jesus@bxsel
Jun 8
buying a $15 smoothie because queer joy is an act of resistance
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So humid I audibly groaned when I stepped out of the office
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Her paws are so little I’m crying
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Hangover so humiliating I am reminded that drinking is a sin
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2/3 of the interactions I’ve had with an upstairs neighbor is me picking up my uber eats from the package room in some insane pajamas and smoking weed on my porch before noon
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New addition to the living room. Shout out Mike Turner gravelplayground.com
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And so much of the time I really have nothing on my mind
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