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Swedes need to be studied, something ain't right.
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Woman complaining about the perfect guy.
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彼氏がポケモン界隈でした
死にたいぐらい恥ずかしいデートでした
焼肉屋さんではずっとハンテールの調整について話してるし
買い物に行って「どっちの服が似合う？」って聞いたら「どっちの服も君に252振り、俺に確定一発w」とか言うし
あたし何かおかしいこと言ってますか？
普通の感覚ですよね？
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If she leaves me to marry a rich man that is ready to settle down… She made the best decision of her life.
But if I make money and decide to leave her because she is no longer my taste… I am wicked, wasted her time and ungrateful.
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TL/TS by me.
Artist's note: Princess Zelda is way too easy.
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I am not afraid... I was born to do this...Joan of Arc
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As expected from Japan. The world’s fairest country.
An Islamic place of worship mosque was completely burned down.
On suspicion of setting fire to a prefab, a 37-year-old Japanese man was re-arrested in Hokkaido.
When it’s a Japanese person, real name is reported and the arrest is covered.
Repeating.
When it’s a Japanese person, real name is reported and the arrest is covered.
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Liveleak in the pokemon world would go insane. Chinese factory voltorb explosion, man gets eaten by 30-50 feral mamoswine. Its rotomphone reels dawg its lit
If Pokémon were real you'd get some real heaters of this genre of video. Family releasing their Rattata into the wild only for it to be thrown 500 ft into the sky by a Hurricane and snatched midair by a Pidgeotto
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That’s Mainlander.
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It could be so awesome...
It could be so cool...
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