@BorisJohnson should go by #bojo That way if he's angry after election troubles and speaking at a martial arts gym we can say "Cujo bojo seeks mojo at dojo." You're welcome.

A little pushy, no? #Louisville

Congratulations, Donald. Quite the accomplishment.

Dr. King’s commitment to equality and justice inspired generations to fight for civil rights. His words continue to resonate around the world, and #MLKDay serves as a reminder to all of us to keep building on his legacy. If you can, take a moment today to think about how you can make your neighborhood or your community stronger – in ways large or small.

Autocrat envy.

#dj and good vibes from 5 to 8 tonight on our patio. Come bless us with your presence.

I’m just here for classic Chicago vintage bar and restaurant signage…

Now @elonmusk is in our kitchen

Oh, wait, now @elonmusk is at @fly2ohare

This thanksgiving it’s time to pretend that being trapped in this nightmare prison of sentience, toil, pain and fear is something to celebrate. Be thankful this life is short and that eternal black nothingness comes soon for us all, for until then we are but slaves Enjoy arbys

Hey Elon, go fuck yourself.

#guido turns 50 today. Pass it on.

New @Jeopardy today!!!!!!

I love dicks

People: Russian Tea Time is owned and operated by Ukrainians - ignore the name and support this great local business. There’s no greater support for Ukrainian independence than there is at this restaurant among its employees & owners. Save your anger for the Russian aggression.

Well, it's #chicago out there! Why don't you join us for the #whiteout? We can reminisce about Michael Bilandic.

Sayonara, my friend!

Be patriots. Love America. Get vaccinated.

Some #jagoff stole our pepper and rosemary plants. May their cooking be fruitful.