"@Money23Green can come on home. We can use you." - @HaHaDavis
"Man, you want him and Isaiah Stewart on the same team." - @ShannonSharpe
"They gone get thrown out every game. ... It would be dope to see Draymond in a Detroit uniform before he retires." - @HaHaDavis
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"The worst addiction that a man can get addicted to is gambling. Because you believe you can beat them and you can't. You online betting everyday. Woke up and lost 300K, 400K. I probably lost $500K, gambling thinking I can beat the system. I almost had to get a job."-@HaHaDavis
"It was probably about half a million dollars on the table. I went to the bar, everytime I looked back, it was less and less money on the table. I was like 'Ain't nobody trying to steal from y'all!' By the time we turned back around, there was about $200 on the table."-@HaHaDavis
"We did a little swinging. But the thing is, you don't want nobody else doing that to your lady. I would never allow that to happen again. You can't get that image out your head. He was doing it so good I said, 'I know she don't want this after that.' - @HaHaDavis
.@KevinHart4real Said “Don’t F*ck It Up” and Haha Davis Nearly Did
"I almost f'd it up though. Definitely almost f'd it up but you learn from your mistakes. You learn that when you living in the public eye. They hold you to a different standard."-@HaHaDavis
"$200 on the table. All the money was off the table. I said, 'Bruh, ain't nobody trying to take nothing from you. Ain't nobody finna run out of here with nothing, LeBron. Y'all can keep the money on the table.' ... 'Bron was taller than me sitting down." - @HaHaDavis
.@KattWilliams Bullied Haha Davis & @KevinHart4real Ends Feud With Katt
"I was probably in my early 20's when they first start beefing. It's dope to see them put all that to the side because everyone's getting older."- @HaHaDavis
"Worst addiction a man can get addicted to is gambling. ... I probably lost $500,000 gambling, thinking I can beat the system. I almost had to go get a job. They whooped my feet." - @HaHaDavis
"I would never allow that to happen again. You can't get that image out your head. He was doing it so good I said, 'I know she don't want this after that.' He in there dog walking her. In full control of your old lady. I damn near called the police. I thought he was an intruder. I was curled up in the bed for 3 days straight. I never got over the pain. ... He swung a little harder than me.” - @HaHaDavis
Derrick Henry Made Old Spice Pay Haha Davis $100K
“Derrick Henry hit me and said, ‘I’m not working with Old Spice no more until they pay you.’ Made them people pay me. That was the realest thing that I can say Derrick Henry did.” - @HaHaDavis
Neil deGrasse Tyson: Humans Share DNA With Mushrooms, Bananas & Plants
“Humans and mushrooms are more genetically alike. ... Mushrooms taste meaty. People ingest mushrooms and have conversations with mushrooms.” - Neil deGrasse Tyson
Neil deGrasse Tyson: Dogs Teach Us How To Live
“Dogs are living an entire week of their lives in one day. They’re making their lives count” - @neiltyson
"A wise woman once told me don't abuse the gift." - @HaHaDavis
"Haha, they might tear down your house, but you still have the gifts to go build another one. ... We all go through stuff, but you got a gift. Go rebuild it." - @ShannonSharpe
"$100K for a skit. ... I got my phone. This skit free. I'm about to go outside and film what's on my mind. $100K for a skit. You're a different breed, Big Fella. You got to appreciate it, though. I got real love for Druski. He's making it hard for any other guys to come off the internet. He's taking it to another level." - @HaHaDavis