Overly mediocre at Twitter dot com.
Joined April 2009
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12 Nov 2018
I’ve been so traumatized that It’s taken me a week to come to grips with the fact that my kid might be... oh god... it’s awful, a goalie.
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16 Jul 2025
THE GUY IS GENETICALLY ENGINEERED TO MASH DINGERS!! OF COURSE HE WENT 3 for 3 AND WON MVP!!
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1 Jan 2025
JoBros covering The Cranberries was not on my [any year] bingo card.
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7 Sep 2024
I don’t care what kind of owl you see. If you see it, it’s a spotted owl.
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6 Aug 2024
Rooting for the White Sox to throw a no-hitter and extend their losing streak, because that would be the most hilarious thing ever.
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25 Jun 2024
Walt trying to open a beer to celebrate with his son, and being interrupted to take a family photo is so relatable.
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Crewser retweeted
25 Apr 2024
I know some of you would like to see the interview with the Mayor and can’t wait for Sox to end.
Here’s the entire interview now so that you can watch his responses. #Bears
m.youtube.com/watch?v=o84kOb…
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8 Apr 2024
Feel like Mitsubishi missed a really great marketing opportunity today.
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20 Mar 2024
This guy both made, and ruined, my night. Shout out to you, sir.
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29 Feb 2024
Ok, gotta put this out there, I’ve seen it dozens (hundreds?) of times…. But what is the most famous scene in The Blues Brothers?
Tagging in @readjack and @Blingstein (mazel tov, btw)
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Crewser retweeted
25 Feb 2024
🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 CONGRATS MEN!! 🏆
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Crewser retweeted
25 Feb 2024
Have a night Liverpool fans. Holy Crap 🍻
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25 Feb 2024
HAHAHA WE JUST WON THE FINAL WITH THE ENTIRE RETURN FOR YU DARVISH ON THE FIELD
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25 Feb 2024
WE ARE THE CARABAO CUP WINNERS!!!!!!! 😍
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12 Feb 2024
.@SickosCommittee we got Noah Eagle explaining Iowa football to SpongeBob and Patrick
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7 Jan 2024
With a win, could/would the Bears finish 2nd in the division?!
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