"Stand o, you go play like Zidane today "😂😂😂😂😂😂

The theory is that if you encounter a bear, you should avoid eye contact and slowly retreat instead of turning around and running. Interestingly, bears behave the same way when they leave

This is why homelander didn't laser kimiko while they were holding him down.

“So it was Friday morning and Tuchel dropped his Squad….”

Ok listen to me VERY carefully 1. You visit her one last time "to pick up your stuff" 2. You apologize to her parents that it didn't work out 3. You tell each parent what you learned from them and that you'll carry it with you for the rest of your life 4. They get a bittersweet feeling and will miss you 5. You make sure to remember their birthdays and send them a message on other holidays to make them never forget you 6. You are now the ex they'll compare every future boyfriend to 7. The expectations and the pressure will slow cook her subconsciously. She'll only bring bad options home. 8. They'll nag at her. "Leon was a good guy and you let him go" they'll say, sabotaging her future relationships further and slowly making her resent her parents 9. Her parents will start texting you, saying you were the best she ever brought home and that they'll miss you. 10. You say you're sorry, you really tried your best...but it takes two to make a relationship work 11. They start pressuring her to try again. She will decline at first. 12. After 10 more failed relationships and increased pressure from her parents, she gives in. She agrees to meet you once more. 13. You meet with her as a friend. You enjoy your meeting. You remind her of the good times you've had together. She starts to think "Maybe it just wasn't the right time" 14. She opens up to you, gives you another chance. You meet her a few times. Nothing happens. You are friendly but you keep your distance. 15. She finally falls in love with you. That's when you tell her you only view her as a friend and you can't stand her weird hairline. You leave and never look back FIN

In the boys universe, this guy is Homelander

History will never forget how they saved Barcelona

Yesterday, after I finished cooking, I decided to use a cold soft drink to eat my food. So, I crossed to a shop on the other side of the road, just directly opposite my house. I saw a little girl in the shop, and I told her I wanted a drink. She nodded, went inside, and brought one out. I looked at it and said, “No, no, no… this one is not cold. I need a cold drink." She replied, “but there is no light since morning, so there is no cold drink available.” I said, “Okay, then I don’t want.” As I turned to go, she asked in that innocent children’s voice, “You’re not buying?” I said, “No, I’m not buying because it’s not cold.” She asked again “Oh… Will you buy it if it is cold?” And I answered yes. I told her I needed it to eat my food. She said, “Okay.” And I left. I checked two more shops before I finally got something cool that night. Later in the mid-night, they brought light, so I knew the power outage was a general thing...my house didn’t have light earlier, either. This morning, I was still lying down on my bed, planning how my day would go when I heard a knock on my door. I answered from inside... Yes! Who is there? And the voice said, “It’s me. Aunty, it has cold.” I said, “Cold? What has cold?” She replied, “The drink.” I got up and opened the door. It was the little girl from the shop, standing there, With a cold drink. Aahhh! 🥹😂 Chinecherem Onu 🖊️

lives were changed

After four years full of challenges and hard work, it's time to move on. I leave with the feeling that the mission is complete. 4 seasons, 3 championships. I will never forget the love I received from the fans from my very first days. Catalonia is my place on earth. Thank you to everyone I met along the way during these beautiful four years. A special thank you to President Laporta for giving me the chance to live the most incredible chapter of my career. Barça is back where it belongs. Visca el Barça. Visca Catalunya 💙❤️ @fcbarcelona

What if he wins it and wins the next one too??

Mentally I’m still here 😮‍💨

Good morning if your team has won the league 🏆

Congratulations to Arsenal!!

Welcome, Leo 😎 #F1 #MiamiGP

When Lamine Yamal scored his first El Clasico goal and Inigo Martinez told him to show Madrid fans his new braces while Lewandowski reminded him of his 304 celebration😂😂

We were plummeting after the little man left. We needed something, anything to hang on and keep us afloat with the big teams of Europe. Then it happened. The literal personification of Uncle grandpa came to our rescue in the summer of 22’ and dragged our asses to where we were. He left a perfectly stable Bayern to a dilapidating Barcelona project(props to Xavi btw) And guess what, He absolutely dominated the league. Winning the golden boot in his first season. Taking us back to where we belong among the elites. He may not be leaving with the ucl but he’s one player that WE will never forget. In my eyes, a Barcelona legend.

Congrats to @RealSociedadEN on their Copa title

We go again next year

The olmo one on one The fermin header We could have been 4 goals up before that lookman's goal fgs.