How dare you anticipate my strategy!
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FAKE NEWS! I wouldn’t be caught dead in a pattern.
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Cobra Commander retweeted
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Do you know how easy recruiting able-bodied, feeble-brained cannon fodder is getting? Whatever clusterfail of an education system/economy you people have going, keep it up. COBRA!
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APRIL — 2026
IRAN IS MASTER OF THE MIDDLE EAST
ONLY SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS STAND BEFORE THEM
OCEANS ARE NOW BATTLEFIELDS
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“The Pope is soft on crime!” is something you’d hear an angry hobo yell from a cardboard box.
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Just imagine what NASA isn’t showing you. We’ve got the real footage. COBRA!
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A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. I’m of course referring to Branson, Missouri. I’ve had enough.
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Every order is an illegal order if you join Cobra!
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I need my supposed enemies to be better than this current crop of morons. Open the schools!
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Hope you enjoy your five-hour TSA lines and ICE checkpoints at the airport this week, America. I’ll continue to travel in style, unbothered.
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Netanyahu cancelled golf this week. I’m sure it’s nothing serious.
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Listen, don’t ask don’t tell, but it always felt like a bit much to have a Sailor, a Marine, and a Lady Jaye.
You expect me to believe your military isn’t woke when your special forces are full of DEI hires?
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What do you mean I wasn’t nominated for Best Director?!
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The Ides of March? Oh, you got stabbed a little?! Give me a break. My underlings try to murder me constantly.
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Cobra Commander retweeted
16 Jan 2025
If I stopped drinking would you let me run the Pentagon? I have ideas, you know.
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Cobra Commander retweeted
1 Feb 2025
With politicians like these, who needs terrorists?
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Technically Cobra Island is open for tourism. The only thing preventing that is Cobra firing on any vessel that approaches.
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Personally I look forward to living under Shakira Law.
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