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blunt guts retweeted
Jun 14
I was trying to use a straight razor to shave "down there" and ended up cutting my penis clean in half. So I'm going to be, maybe. 15 minutes late,
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Second pic is pancakes realizing I had no treats with me on our walk and that he in fact did a shake for nothing lol
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Jun 11
Grabbed a 20% raise
fuck you pay me 💸
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Been to a few spots but I need an east coast band to take o4b on tour and help me clear the final 9 lol
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As a representative of the caucasian community, I’d like to apologize.
We do not claim him.
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One of these cans is 46g of protein and 200cal. It’s cheap as shit and you can season it however you want.
Put it in your ramen or quesadilla or fuckin anything and boom you’ll hit your protein intake goal everyday.
Can someone just invent a protein pill? I physically CANNOT eat 30g of protein a meal it’s just impossible
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How customers think I look after I tell them the problem they are facing is a direct result of their own actions
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blunt guts retweeted
If we get cancelled, where do you think they'll put the asterisk when they subtweet us?
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May 31
I want a new guitar but have 4 perfectly playable guitars at home and don’t want to sell any of them to fund a new guitar.
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May 27
RT @hannniihae: i don’t care how many saves he makes, i don’t care how many games he wins, i don’t care if he wins stanley cup 10 times. ca…
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May 22
*gets email that says o4b was submitted for support on a dope ass tour*
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May 22
Mixing/mastering an 11 song album that sounds like take off your pants and jacket and none of the band members are out of high school yet.
The earth is healing.
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May 15
Life imitates art and only one of these videos have comments turned on lol
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