Joined February 2017
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Jun 16
the amount of weed required to make me okay with modern society is becoming economically unsustainable
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Jun 14
wtf are we even doing? the fun police at bonnaroo?
Jun 12
Just got raided at Bonnaroo for smoking weed. Watch out for this guy and crew
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Jun 13
Zoo's depress me too. I wont go.
Jun 13
I donβt need the famous Gandhi quote to know how to be a decent person but here it is for those that do: βThe greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.β
Look at us nowβ¦
We all matter or none of us do. And ALL means ALL.
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Jun 13
RT @Tanishaevonne: The existence of a trillionaire only serves to normalize billionaires in the same way billionaires normalized multimilliβ¦
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Jun 12
The rich elites really pulled off the greatest grift in history. Half the country is one missed paycheck from disaster and still fighting online to protect billionaire tax breaks.
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J retweeted
Jun 12
If you earned $10,000 a day from the dawn of humans 300,000 years ago, you'd have earned less money than Elons wealth.
Tax this shit out of billionaires (and one trillionaire)
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Jun 12
I feel like ill just wake up, happy af, and not know why.
How long before the elation drains and the fear of what's to come after overwhelms me?
Jun 11
If he dies, and you're sleeping, do you want us to wake you?
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Jun 12
When he dies they need to do an alert on our cell phones like they do with kidnapped kids.
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Jun 9
Because dentists are evil human beings.
Jun 8
-be me
-go to new dentist, since my old one retired
-new dentist: "you have three cavities"
-feel bad vibe, go get a second opinion
-"woooah - buddy, you have zero cavities. thank god you came to us. let's just do a cleaning"
-send wife to this savior second dentist
-"you have six cavities"
-wife bails on getting them filled, goes to a different dentist a year later
-"woooah gurl, you have zero cavities. thank god you didn't get them filled"
why is dentistry like this π
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J retweeted
May 31
Joe Negri, jazz guitar virtuoso and Mr. Rogers' 'Handyman,' dies at nearly 100
A true Pittsburgh icon, a gentleman, internationally recognized artist and a friend. Joe Negri represented everything good about Pittsburgh. triblive.com/aande/movies-tvβ¦
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May 30
Faulty valve stem.
1 flat tire from a screw has left to >15hrs of waiting time, and 2 brand new tires.... and 4 trips to tire store. Omg.
May 30
Same tire just went flat again....
2nd new tire that went out... in 2 days.
Same wheel.
New tire.
Coooome on....
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May 30
Same tire just went flat again....
2nd new tire that went out... in 2 days.
Same wheel.
New tire.
Coooome on....
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May 30
Best friend of 30 yrs.
We both 48.
Its been a year.
I don't know that there's much better.
Next up: stir in a healthy helping of mutha fucking under the stars, sitting by a fire, big river trip yr 10?!
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In case you missed it, the Banjo Boy from Deliverance has just pulled out of the America 250 concert.
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May 28
Same wheel. Brand new tire put on yesterday....
Blown today. 2 inch hole in side.
River getting its takeths out da way.
May 23
And just like that... the river taketh...
Mile 3 of 600... and this is why I carry a full size spare.
Thank you #corolla for making it to the next exit.... and for this happening I between showers....
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