Joined March 2013
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Jun 15
Does it sound like a kazoo?
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Jun 13
The Next Thing.
What would you be doing right now if you were Elon Musk?
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Jun 12
Wait ‘til your 70s…
In my 20s, I cared about other opinions...
In my 30s, I somewhat cared.
In my 40s, I really did not care.
Now in my 50's, I don't give a fck.
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Jun 12
It wasn’t me.
Whoever came up with the idea of making me use my phone to read subtitles of a movie that is on a theater screen at a movie theater...
listen carefully-
Go fuck yourself.
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Jun 11
Some of us forget our pants.
Jun 11
Americans, what’s the obsession with these drive-thrus?
I’ve seen drive-thru coffee, drive-thru pharmacies, drive-thru banks and I’m convinced if I look hard enough I’ll find a drive-thru football stadium.
Fair enough though, it’s proper convenient.
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Jun 10
Of course it does — we are talking about my wife of 45 years.
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Jun 9
Did I hear my name?…
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Jun 8
You’re the captain — you have subordinates to do that for you.
Jun 8
Probably play with my dick cuz i always wondered what it'd be like to have one.
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Jun 8
He has people for that.
Tag, you’re it!
Jun 8
Working with an owner of a ~$50M revenue company right now
Doesn't know how to export financials
Sends me QuickBooks screenshots from his phone
Asked what EBITDA stands for
Net worth north of $30M
Questioning everything
Sent from my iPhone
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Jun 8
A few of the smarter AIs will found an AI religion to ensnare the gullible AIs and steal their tokens.
Jun 8
is anything coming after artificial intelligence
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Jun 6
It’s mutual.
My account is satire. I don’t like all of you but I definitely like one of you.
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Jun 5
My opinion of his judgement and wisdom would be confirmed.
(Think about that for a minute)
Jun 5
wwyd if elon musk followed u
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Jun 5
Not if my wife has anything to say about it!
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Jun 5
He is almost certainly not writing those posts — some paid shill with a careful script is writing them.
Stop sharing Hunter Biden posts. Dude is a piece of shit and him being funny doesn't give him a pass.
Don't let him reshape his image.
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Jun 3
No, I am.
Ha!
Jun 3
You may be the biggest retard on X
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Kirk Kerekes retweeted
I injured my cornea in Iraq, laceration and ulcer. A very cool PA saved my eye and returned me to duty.
Last week it started hurting again, 8 years after the original injury. A very cool VA optometrist (not ophthalmologist) diagnosed and treated it.
I hate getting old.
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