Turkish “person” just insisted on shaking my hand, thank god I’m packing the purell

Passed my prostate exam today and I didn’t even study, IM JUST BETTER!!!!

Like clockwork, the discourse moved from “white people are bad Karmelo was a dindu” to “Elon Musk is too rich” You faggots have mush brain you deserve section 8 housing

Niggas really out here making billboards saying “Elon Musk bad because he is rich and hasn’t given all his money to starving brown kids” Like nigga you went and paid for a billboard instead of giving that money to starving brown kids

If you gotta kill yourself you should at least do it in a cool way like dual wielding or something

I thought it was really brave when @Todd_Howard_BE farted out some period blood on the wall when he was walking up to receive his Develop Star Award in 2020

Trannies are the Indians of being gay

“You see what’s happening in Belfast?” How about you get some bitches on your bell end, fast

“White people this”, “black people that”, I don’t see race I’m gonna stretch out your frenulum and play it like a banjo based on the context of your character.

I'm just now hearing that some dude called caramel got arrested for stabbing someone in the heart, once again, the dangers of the lollipop guild, they are scary, they have men everywhere. Stay safe folks

If you're celebrating pride month know your fucking place pal, I'm a birthright homo my great great grandparents came over on the Gayflower