Gen Xππ»πΊπΈLONG MAGA/MAHAπΊπΈHusband, Father, Software & Process Engineer, Entrepreneur, Mattress Tag Remover, Spoiler Alertist. I block all psychopaths.
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Just a reminder, Websterβs and other dictionaries have changed the definition of βfascismβ to match the Allies of WW II.
The historically-accurate definition (from an older hard copy of Websterβs) below. Looking up current definitions is left as an exercise for the reader.
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Why do you all eat like the Germans are still flying overhead?
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Let's break it down here. If you're pissed about @elonmusk becoming a trillionaire, what you're really pissed about is you suck at getting other people to hand you their money. Because the only way someone gets rich is by convincing other people to give them their money.
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For my DW and DD, who always say they don't know what to get me...
This took off. Get our new GFY shirt to wear at your 4th of July Party! Proceeds benefit @HC_Foundation13 - jimmysfamousseafood.com/prodβ¦
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Jun 13
If the socialists had their way, Elon would have had his paypal profits taken and redistributed for the greater good.
The world would never have seen Tesla, nor SpaceX.
And the world wouldn't know it, because they were uncreated, and thus unseen.
Imagine the companies that don't exist, because Washington destroyed them before they were born.
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Jun 12
This aged horrifically.
California politicians dunked on Elon and helped drive out SpaceX, Tesla jobs, engineers, suppliers, and the tax base.
Now SpaceX is headed for a $1.75T IPO.
βMessage receivedβ may be the most expensive political own-goal in California history.
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DW: Why does your breath smell like breakfast sausage?
Me: I hope itβs not because I have a chunk of sausage stuck in my teeth.
DW: From when
Me: Exactly
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Remember when in the Stargate TV Series, they had an episode where there was a SciFi TV Show that was obtaining government secrets and making soft disclosures as part of that showβs storyline?
Good times.
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If Nils writes even half as well as he tells stories in person, this will not disappoint. Available now. The Last Lawman by Nils Grevilius.
a.co/d/06FcbEWP
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Just got home from a trip to discover the Annual Battle Royale of Daddy Long Legs in my household culminated in two carcasses in my toilet.
To be a fly on the wall for that oneβ¦
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Coming out party for Epsteinβs replacementβ¦
Jun 7
I don't know why any of you haters are surprised I'm the one actually engaging here.
You're the ones who've obsessively pored over the 10,000 photos, the 30,000 text messages, and the 128,000 emails from my hacked iCloud and stolen devices.
If I am anything, I am prolific.
You know what you won't find? Any of the most heinous, hateful things you keep posting about me.
What you'll find from me here is the same thing you found there.
Total transparency. Finally on my terms. Not yours.
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Jun 7
Me trying to figure out how votes get counted in LA
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π€¨ What kind of a question is thatβ½ πππ»
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Jun 4
Right-wing extremism is so uncommon that left-wing extremists have to fund it.
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Jun 5
Gavin about to be her third baby daddy.
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Just removed this from the ceiling in my new house. Hoping this was mom & dadβs play room and not special needs childβs bedroom.
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