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Joined October 2021
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CodeineDream retweeted
24 years ago today, our pal Rick and his roommates held a garage sale in Denton, Texas, where prices were determined by a mysterious figure called the Pricemaster. Everything was for sale but nothing was sold. Happy Pricemaster Day to those who celebrate.
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CodeineDream retweeted
28 Dec 2024
how many tr*nines can you fit in a room: holiday edition - the answer is 17 this time(one not pictured)
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Update: my fretting hand fucking hurt's 😭
You ever see a chord chart and wonder if the song actually has 8 chords or if someone's making shit up
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You ever see a chord chart and wonder if the song actually has 8 chords or if someone's making shit up
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do i want jack in the box ? yea i wish i was jackin in his box
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if colter wall was good: "gonna hawk tuah liquour store, thunderbird two bottles maybe three maybe four-"
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Am I right in that the noises you make after crashing a bike are easily some of the most unsexy noises a person can make
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thinking about how a zombie apocalypse would devastate the trans community because it would become in bad taste to show off bitemarks
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CodeineDream retweeted
they are putting you in the machine that gives you doll joints
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You guys think robots see an assembly line and think of home
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The world is so beautiful sometimes
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Who else psyched for this singlet x system death match, do us proud iron mike
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Flirting with a boy when he mentions he's unionized
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Should I get a gambling addiction or a nicotine addiction to cope with opening 5 days a week
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Is there a direct correlation between me making myself a nice dinner for a change and looking in the mirror later and thinking "wow I'm actually really pretty ???"
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CodeineDream retweeted
daily reminder for all women to buy a big, cool jacket so you get pussy. Easy game
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