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We are slowly losing Kienyeji chicken in Nairobi. Most of these birds we eat that are branded kienyeji donโ€™t look or taste like it.
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Somalis are banned from visiting or going to US. So they acquire Kenya citizenship by applying for National ID then apply for US visa. We will one day be banned courtesy of greed of some people.
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Iโ€™m going to hell for laughing but my God, Spanish Twitter is so creative ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
Eriksen con un infarto / Ferrรกn sano como un roble
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Benching Yamal and Williams? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ De la Fuente is moving like Hugo Broos with a Spanish passport ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ธ.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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No. ๐Ÿ˜‚ They're more racist than Hitler and more Xenophobic than South Africans. You could have a valid Visa and all but they'd detain you for hours at the airport for the dangerous crime of being just as black as them before shipping your ass back to wherever you came from. ๐Ÿ˜‚
Visit Cape Verde before you get married. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ป
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Magician alikuja shule akafanya 3 magics akaambia watoto wakuje na 20 bobs waonyeshwe izo zingine, wamefika shule wengine leo wakachochana hio ni upuzi wakakula hio pesa yote, now the magician is here they are crying to enter ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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The curriculum needs to teach school kids why Kenyan Indians ( Asians) always go home for lunch or carry lunches. Or why they wash their rice after cooking and put it back in the pots.
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my wife is Ecuadorian but Amad Diallo is a Man United player. Celebrated and now I'm sleeping on the couch. this is United heritage.
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Elon Musk on Jay-Z: โ€œJay-Z would be a trillionaire too if he invested in Tesla when I told him to.โ€
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ณ ๐—•๐—ฅ๐—˜๐—”๐—ž๐—œ๐—ก๐—š: Hervรฉ Renard will become the new coach of Tunisia. โ€” @Romain_Molina
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My dad says he always sides with his wife because at least he knows sheโ€™s his. We, on the other hand, were just brought home from the hospital and introduced to him. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธNew: Zlatan Ibrahimovic on Vinicius Junior refusing the mandatory halftime interview with FIFA at the World Cup: โ€œPeople are shocked that Vinรญcius walked away from a halftime interview. I am shocked that anyone thinks he should have stopped in the first place. Halftime is not a television studio. Halftime is not a podcast. Halftime is not a red carpet. Halftime is the heartbeat of a football match. For 45 minutes, players are warriors in a storm. They run, they fight, they suffer, they bleed. Then they get 15 precious minutes to recover, to breathe, to listen, to think. And FIFA wants to spend part of that time chasing soundbites? That is like pulling a Formula 1 driver out of his car during a pit stop and asking him how the race is going. And FIFAโ€™s idea is to shove a microphone in the playerโ€™s face and ask, โ€˜How do you feel?โ€™ How do you think he feels? Heโ€™s exhausted. This is modern footballโ€™s biggest disease. Everything is content. Everything is sponsorship. Everything is television. The match hasnโ€™t even finished and theyโ€™re already trying to manufacture headlines. They tell us they care about player welfare. Really? Then why are players playing more games than ever? Why are tournaments expanding? Why are injuries increasing? And now they want halftime interviews too? The hypocrisy is unbelievable. Halftime is sacred. It belongs to the players and the coaches. Thatโ€™s where games are won. Thatโ€™s where tactics change. Thatโ€™s where injuries get treated. Thatโ€™s where leaders speak. It is not a media circus. And donโ€™t tell me this is for the fans. Fans want better football, not a tired player giving a robotic 20-second answer because somebody sold another broadcast package. Vinรญcius understood that. He chose football over public relations. The funniest part? They threaten him with a fine. A fine. As if that changes the principle. If I were there, Iโ€™d pay it too. Because some things are worth more than money. If FIFA really had their way, theyโ€™d put microphones in the dressing room and call it innovation. Football should come first. Not content. Not commercials. Not corporate greed. For once, a player pushed back. And thatโ€™s exactly why so many people are angry.โ€
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท ๐—ก๐—˜๐—ช: Paul Pogba went to the hotel the French national team is staying in prior to their matchup against Senegal. The French footballer went to give their support to the players. โ€” @ArthurPerrot
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๐Ÿšจ Uruguay coach Marcelo Bielsa: "Ronaldo changed Saudi Football, they play like prime Brazil now."
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๐ŸšจBefore the training session started, Ancelotti stared at the players while smoking a cigarette in silence for 2 minutes. He then yelled โ€œlearn how to pass the f*cking ballโ€ before the work began. (via; @globosport)
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This is the lineup Hugo Broos must use. If he unleashes this terrifying team, South Africa will win their next encounter by a landslide. Opponents should be worried already! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ #FIFAWorldCup #BafanaBafana #HugoBroos #FWC2026.
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Cape Verde ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ป is the smallest country in Africa to ever qualify for the FIFA World Cup with a population of a little above 500,000 people.
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The moment of the Iranian flag being unfurled on the turf of SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles
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Zinedine Zidane on Spain being held by Cape Verde national football team: ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ โ€œI think some people expected Spain to walk onto the pitch and score three or four goals automatically. That's not how football works, especially at a World Cup. What surprises me is not that Spain haven't scored yet it's how uncomfortable they've looked in the final third. Too many passes, not enough conviction. You have to give Cape Verde credit. They've come here with courage, discipline, and absolutely no fear. They look like the team with something to prove. Spain can dominate possession all they want, but possession means nothing if the goalkeeper isn't being tested. The longer this stays 0-0, the more pressure shifts onto Spain. Suddenly every missed chance becomes heavier, every mistake becomes louder. And trust me, if Cape Verde find a goal first, this won't be called an upset anymore. It will be called a warning to every team that thought Spain could sleepwalk through this group. Right now, one team is playing with expectation. The other is playing with belief. And belief can be very dangerous.โ€
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The Cape Verde players are too honest . The ball hits his hand and he stopped playing even though the ref didnโ€™t whistle for a foul ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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