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Grimace has won the same amount of World Cups as David Beckham... and I still think Grimace deserves a McDonald's cup more than David Beckham...
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One Nation supporters can shut the fuck up about Australia winning a football game...
You don't represent us, our national team doesn't represent you.
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It's fucking horrible listening to a yank commentator...
#WorldCupFootball
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I was confused when he was elected because he can't string a sentence together, but he can't even answer simple questions now... I think the cognitive tests need to be a bit harder now, before he says "cow, horse, square, (the nuclear codes are **************).
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I can't be the only one who sees this shit and could not give a single fuck that someone is worth $250M... no one should have that much money.
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Going to a wedding this weekend... sneaky wrist tv sorted for the footy.
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Why is a mining company advertising against diesel subsidies for mining companies?
Something is really wrong...
It's Fortescue mining.
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So if every ad account I've ever blocked just shows up now, does that mean all the toxic assholes I've blocked can suddenly contact me? Or is it just paid advertising that I've blocked isn't blocked?
Because that has a lot of implications for people's safety.
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Lady on the insurance ad just told me I need to get ready to retire if I remember rewinding a cassette tape with a pencil...
BITCH, I'M 43!!!
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Why the fuck do iPhones turn PDFs into a win file that can't be opened on an iPhone?
I keep having to resend PDFs that I download from the original email to people with iPhones...
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Anyone else getting excited for the national anthems of Queensland and New South Wales?
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Making jokes about Trump is so fucking hard now, there's no nuisance, no talent or turn of phrase needed... it is literally just quoting him and then there's no punchline... George W Bush had some wiggle room. Trump cancels out the punchline
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30 odd years later I still don't understand why metal musicians portrayed themselves as 5 guys who have orgies with each other and not the groupies...
Def Leopard is basically that Simpsons episode where Homer takes Bart to a gay Steel Works.
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Blue Dot Fever was predicted 30 years ago by Nirvana & Pearl Jam...
They were charging $17USD and Madonna was charging $70USD
These people have to go punk...
No agents, no managers...
Call a venue, get a price for the room and an engineer, sell cheap tickets at the door.
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